ByChris Harkin, writer at Creators.co
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Let's face it, in film and TV sex is becoming a bigger and bigger draw for a lot of people. Look at TV programs like Game of Thrones, Californication andMasters of Sex, which all have some form of sex scene in the majority of their episodes. Look at the sheer volume of money that was made by Fifty Shades of Grey! Let's face it though, sometimes these scenes, inserted to draw in crowds, go horribly wrong. Here are six of those such scenes.

1. Watchmen

Ugh. Make it stop, please.
Ugh. Make it stop, please.

This was just uncomfortable for everyone involved. Let's face it, the whole erectile dysfunction thing from earlier didn't help, and the whole walking towards each other naked just... no. Please, no. I can't think about it any more, let's move on.

2. Showgirls

Oh God.
Oh God.

Let's face it, this pool romp was, as one critic put it, "More like the first ten minutes of Jaws," than an actual sex scene. It was just plain terrible, and actually won awards for being the worst sex scene in film ever!

3. Blade Runner

She isn't happy.
She isn't happy.

Whether you think Blade Runner is a sci-fi legend or a confusing waste of time, you have to say this scene was desperately bad. I mean, it did end up SPOILERS being robots having sex, but they didn't know that at the time, did they? (I'm actually asking: did they? This film was so confusing I can't be certain).

4. The Matrix Reloaded

Blah!
Blah!

After so much sexual tension between these two, Neo and Trinity really didn't bring it to much fruition. This scene was awkward, unnecessary, and rather cringy to watch.

5. The Room

Bazinga.
Bazinga.

I don't actually need to pick a scene, do I? This film is legendary for two things: being terrible, and having a lot of terrible sex scenes. This one above is a testament to just how ridiculous they were, and a lot of the time it looked as if Tommy Wiseau was having sex with a woman's hip. That ain't right, Tommy. That just ain't right.

6. Howard the Duck

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Need I say more? There was no actual sex, but it was still more disturbing than anything else on this list for me. I know it wasn't meant to be sexy, but it just felt wrong.

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