ByD.C. Fenoff, writer at
Writer. Adult-ish. Oh, And I Really Like Crossword Puzzles. Twitter: OaODCFenoff
D.C. Fenoff

Because everything is getting reimagined these days (Disney Princesses, mostly), why not do the same for everyone's favorite plumber that never did much plumbing?

Mashable recently published these works by a superbly talented artist by the name of Bob Al-Greene. He depicts the iconic characters - his way of granting them a 30th birthday present - as what they would look like were they real-life people living amongst us in today's society. Honestly, I love the new looks. Well, most of them. Peach's hair doesn't really do it for me, though.

It's-a me, Mario. You got a problem with that?

Character: Super Mario

New Name: Martin

Attitude: Street Wise

New Catchphrase: "You got something to say to me? I didn't think so."

Learn to live and love, art is everything...

Character: Luigi

New Name: Louie

Attitude: Super Casual

New Catchphrase: "You guys want to chill later? Text me. It's cool."

This is how it's going to play out, you understand me?

Character: Bowser

New Name: Brad

Attitude: Arrogant

New Catchphrase: "Come at me, bro."

You don't like me? Let me point you in the direction of I don't care.

Character: Peach

New Name: Penny

Attitude: Punk Chic

New Catchphrase: "Your face is making that noise again, tell it to stop."

That's right, I come prepared.

Character: Flower Power Mario

Attitude: Hero

New Catchphrase: "This is our town and we don't want you in it no more."


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