ByHeather Snowden, writer at
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Heather Snowden

According to some morbid souls, 2015 officially marks the year that love died. It's not even over and yet we can already cross around 30 much loved celebrity couples off our 'Together Forever' lists. Sob. What with the separation of Hollywood's golden couple, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, Charlize Theron ghosting the shit out of Sean Penn and some bloody disgusting rumors involving Homer and Marge Simpson (which, thankfully were purely hearsay), hopeless romantics around the world are beginning to become just that. Hopeless.

And incase you needed proof, here are 13 of this year's major separations in a lovely depressing list for you guys. So, in the immortal words of Kanye West, If you ain't no punk, holla, "We want prenup! We want prenup!" Yeah!

1. Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting

Time Together: 2 years (3 months dating, 21 months married)

"Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting have mutually decided to end their marriage. They ask for privacy at this time. No further statement will be issued regarding this matter."

2. Jon Hamm & Jennifer Westfeldt

Time Together: 18 years

According to US Magazine:

The pair "definitely tried" to work out their differences and keep their nearly two-decade-long romance going. However, the split was imminent, especially since the two didn't see eye to eye about starting a family.

"There's always been a rift," another source close to the actress tells Us. "Because he wanted kids and she didn't."

There are also rumors circulating that the Mad Men star's sobriety is a contributing factor to the relationship's demise.

'It was generally assumed that they would break up once he got sober, because he didn't need to lean on her to take care of him so much.'

3. Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green

Time Together: 11 years (5 years married)

According to PEOPLE:

"Megan and Brian have decided to separate," a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE. "They will always love each other very much and are devoted to their kids. Anything could happen in the future, but for now they've decided it's best to take some time apart."

It's been over a month since Megan Fox filed for divorce and her Beverly Hills, 90210 ex is apparently now filing for spousal support and joint custody of their two children, Noah Shannon, 3, and Bodhi Ransom, 18 months.

4. Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale

Time Together: 13 years married

“While the two of us have come to the mutual decision that we will no longer be partners in marriage, we remain partners in parenthood and are committed to jointly raising our three sons in a happy and healthy environment."

Although their statement claims that the split was amicable, the pair are reportedly now in a heated court battle with Gavin Rossdale demanding half of the No Doubt singer's fortune.

5. Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse

Time Together: 2 years

Neither seemed too devastated about the breakup, with Bradley apparently dancing the night away in Vegas shortly after, with Jonah Hill and Miles Tellar in tow.

"Bradley seemed in a great mood. He was having a fun time dancing round with Miles. Despite a lot of female fans flocking to table they were all turned away. It was a boys' night out."

6. Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick

Time Together: 9 years

Following the July split of their notoriously tumultuous relationship, Kourtney's baby daddy and long term partner seems to be doing fine continuing his life as a "heartless robot."

“I’ve been making money since I was a kid, and I’ll keep making money so I am not worried about it…I am feeling good.”

7. Nick Jonas and Olivia Culpo

Time Together: 2 years

Apparently long distance and tiresome working hours were the main culprits behind this supposedly amicable split.

'The long distance and ups and downs have been weighing on the two of them lately and it has not been easy but they know this is the best decision for them at this time.'

8. Emma Roberts and Evan Peters

Time Together: 3 years

A source told Just Jared that this pair's split was entirely drama free.

“Their three years together just ran its course,” our source tells JJ. “They have so many great memories together but couldn’t make it work in the end. The break-up was amicable – there was no drama whatsoever. Emma and Evan are even still friends!”

9. Sienna Miller and Tom Sturridge

Time Together: 4 years

The couple have a three-year-old daughter, Marlowe, together, although this unfortunately this did not stop the couple calling off their 3-year engagement earlier this year.

Tom and Sienna split a few weeks ago but still love and respect each other as friends and parents. It's a very amicable break-up and they intend to remain great friends.'

10. Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger

Time Together: 2 years married

After tying the knot in 2013, Avril revealed that the couple were parting ways this September.

"Through not only the marriage, but the music as well, we've created many unforgettable moments. We are still, and forever will be, the best of friends, and will always care deeply for each other."

11. Patrick and Jillian Dempsey

Time Together: 15 years married

The Grey's Anatomy star and makeup artist Jillian Dempsey announced they were ending their 15-year marriage in January this year.

"It is with careful consideration and mutual respect that we have decided to end our marriage. Our primary concern remains the wellbeing of our children, and we ask with profound gratitude that you respect our family's privacy at this very sensitive time."

12. Elizabeth Olsen and Boyd Holbrook

Time Together: 3 years

Although the Olsen twin's sister Elizabeth had gushed about her excitement regarding her engagement to Gone Girl actor Boyd Holbrook, the pair called off their engagement earlier this year. Although no direct statement has been offered, the rumor mill started to run wild when she was spotted out and about sans ring.

13. Kermit the frog & Miss Piggy

Time Together: 40 years

Clearly though, the split we were most devastated to hear about was this beautiful, fuzzy, relationship that lasted almost four decades. In August, Kermit croaked out the following statement:

So, what's up with 2015? What's it killing love for?

Sources: MTV & Pop Sugar


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