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Greetings and salutations football fans! We are back for Week 4 of the 2015 FISP FanDuel Beatdown. After starting off on the wrong paw we have slowly but steadly digged out way out of the grave to start our favorite month with a strong push toward the ultimate beat down.

Did pretty awesome last week and we nailed our beat down of the week a bunch of winners coming out 10-6 and bumping us to the 53.4% and a total of 23-25.

In our FanDuel matchup

Almost back to .500 so let's get back to games!


New York Jets (2-1) vs. Miami Dolphins (1-2) +2.5 9:30am EST

Cherio-oo and tea time to you lads & Lassies! For the first time ever one of the NFL most cherished rivalries is being shipped off to the motherland to have a few crumpets with the queen. Personally I'm not a fan of shipping our boys overseas but I understand that we have to keep up foreign relations so I'll try to keep things simple so our British friends will understand the game.

The guys in green are the good guys and the guys in white and blue are the bad guys. And that picture of the Dolphin on their helmet? That means that they skin and eat cute defenseless Dolphins alive and our logo represents the jets that will rain hell storm from above. Don't pay attention to the records or the intricate details of the plays, just focus on how dedicated each side is willing to destroy the other.

Also there are certain moments where you will need to chant in order to feed the good guys in green more energy. The chant is also said to announce you aliegence with the "Gang Green" and identify yourself to other as more than likely the guy that gets thrown out first. Sure it kinda sucks sometimes buy hey maybe you'll get on tv.

The chant goes: J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets. and it is uttered at every kickoff and on every score. Just remember when you're a Jet, you're a Jet till the end.

Jets 32

Evil Dolphin Killers 19


Green Bay Packers (3-0) at San Francisco 49ers (1-2) +9.5

Aaron Rogers is the current man of the hour with his absurd Tecmo Bowl statistics and San Francisco is eons away from the powerhouse they were a few years ago in the Harbaugh Bowl.

So now that these two meeting up it's no surprise that this game is a rime BEAT DOWN of the week.

Expect a thorough smashing aerial assault from Rodgers and a good effort at first from San Francisco be obliterated the moment Kaepernick decides he doesn't want to play anymore.

Packers 45

49ers 13

Oakland Raiders (2-1) at Chicago Bears (0-3) +2.5

Is this revival of the Silver & Black> So far it seems that way. Derek Carr has been playing like the future of the NFL and his duel threat of Cooper & Crabtree is turning out to be a dangerous combination.

Where as the Bears are as dismal as I can remember. Who knew it could get any worse with Cutler going down but it has and I don't see a solution in sight any time soon.

Expect Oakland to take this one comfortably and cover and Chicago to continue on their downhill spiral.




Baltimore Ravens (0-3) at Pittsburgh Steelers (2-1) +2.5

Houston Texans (1-2) at Atlanta Falcons(3-0) -6.5

New York Giants (1-2) at Buffalo Bills (2-1) -5.5

Kansas City Chiefs (1-2) at Cincinnati Bengals (3-0) -3.5

Jacksonville Jaguars (1-2) at Indianapolis Colts (1-2) -9.5

Philadelphia Eagles (1-2) at Washington Redskins (1-2) +3.5

Carolina Panthers (3-0) at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1-2) +3.5

Cleveland Browns (1-2) at San Diego Chargers (1-2) -7.5

Minnesota Vikings (2-1) at Denver Broncos (3-0) -6.5

St. Louis Rams (1-2) at Arizona Cardinals (3-0) -6.5

Dallas Cowboys (2-1) at New Orleans Saints (0-3) -4.5

Detroit Lions (0-3) at Seattle Seahawks (1-2) -9.5


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