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Sam Plank


Hey you.

Come here.

I moustache you a question.

What month is next month?


What better way to prepare than to go over some of the BEST soup strainers in movie history!

Gomez Addams

The Addams Family

So little, yet so deadly!

Rhett Butler

Gone With the Wind

Gomez's competition right there.

Bill 'The Butcher' Cutting

Gangs of New York

The only two things I remember about this movie is that lip luggage and HE CRAZY

Pai Mei

Kill Bill

This guys comes with the womb broom and the goat!

Captain Hook


That curl tho!


There's Something About Mary

That pushbroom still creeps me out to this day.

The Stranger

The Big Lebowski

The thing would make school marms' lady parts just plain explode!

Tom Selleck

Everything he's starred in

He has the manscaping to match!

The Gatekeeper

The Wizard of Oz

Dude would make Captain Hook jealous with the curls on that dirt squirrel!

Jules Winnfield

Pulp Fiction

I double dare you mother trucker, type one more version of moustache, one more damn time!

And the honorable mention goes to...

Ben Luckett


Some of you youngsters might not appreciate Wilford Brimley's fanny duster from Cocoon 1 and 2, but us old farts won't ever forget that movie!


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