Just when you were thinking Kris Jenner was a woman incapable of feeling any form of shame, she goes and proves she does in fact have the ability to feel human emotions such as embarrassment in an interview about joining the mile high club.
Kris revealed that the most cringeworthy moment of her life was when she had sex with her former husband, Caitlyn Jenner, in the bathroom of a plane, she explained to Cosmopolitan magazine that:
"The most embarrassing moment was when I was with [Caitlyn] on a commercial airliner in first class. We joined the Mile High Club and felt we got away with it. We had sex in the bathroom and we came out and nobody said anything."
Unfortunately, their mile high romp had attracted a lot more attention than they initially thought and the post-coital couple were presented with a very much unwanted celebratory announcement, Kris explained:
"At the end of the flight, the flight attendant got on the microphone, 'Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Jenner! You've just joined the mile-high club. We're so proud of you, and we decided to give you a bottle of champagne! Yay!' I could not squish down in my seat low enough. I was mortified."
Is it just me, or does boning in a plane bathroom seem like the most unsexy thing ever? I guess whatever floats your boat...