ByKhalil Wright, writer at
"Saturday, March 24th, 1984. Shermer High School. Shermer, Illinois. 60062."
Khalil Wright

Alright folks, I'm about to give you some tips on how to survive meeting a hockey masked maniac in the middle of the night. But first I should let you know that it won't be easy, and there is no guarantee you will survive meeting these psychopaths.

*Proceed at your own caution*

1. Run

Came face to face with Leatherface? Maybe you see a hockey mask in the distance? In either case, RUN. No investigating, and don't go towards the potential threat. Just take off until you know you're safe, gather your thought's, and proceed from there.

Slashers to run from on sight: Jason Voorhees, Leatherface, Ghostface, Michael Myers

2. Don't Try A Fist Fight

Never try a fist fight with Michael Myers, Jason, and any other slasher movie villain. Not only does your strength pale in comparison to theirs, but they can also get pretty quick in close range. And remember, these are guys that survive multiple shootings, stabbings, electrocutions, and everything else. Don't be naive enough to think throwing a few punches is gonna get the job done!

Don't try anything physical with these guys: Leatherface, Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Pinhead

3. Use Your Brain

Come on folks, use your brain! Why would you turn into the dark shed instead of running to your car? Never go towards the slasher unless you have a solid plan to take him down. Other than that stay hidden or keep running!

Slashers who use their brains: Freddy Krueger, Chucky, Pinhead, Michael Myers, Ghostface

4. Know Your Opponent

Your chances of surviving an encounter with Freddy Krueger or Jason will rise dramatically if you know who they are. And knowing your opponent leads to other things, like weaknesses. Would you know how to stop Freddy if you had no idea who he was? Of course not! But once you figure out his past and what really makes him powerful, the odds will be in your favor.

Get to know these slashers: Freddy Krueger, Pinhead, Chucky, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface, Michael Myers, Ghostface.

5. Weapons Are Your Friend

Your opponent will definitely have a weapon with him. And even though the heavy stick you find on the ground won't do much harm against his chainsaw, machete, etc... it's still good to have something to swing!

Slashers with the deadliest weapons: Jason Voorhees, Pinhead, Michael Myers, Chucky

6. Try Your Best, Expect The Worst

Being 100% honest, your chances of defeating a few of these slashers are slim. Some are too smart, others are to strong, and a few are just too darn powerful! Try your best to come out of the battle alive though, and you just might see another day!

Slashers that are hard to beat: Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Leatherface, Pinhead, Freddy Krueger

And there you have it. A full step by step guide on how to escape cinema's most notorious killers...your welcome.



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