Every year costumers up and down the country wrack their brains in attempt to figure out the most original, witty and sexy costumes for people to get wasted in, and rip when vigorously bobbing for the last apple in the barrel. Or bucket, depending on how you lead your life.
And there are countless options for good costumes out there in the wild. However, the 15 I bring you now are quite the opposite. Prepare your body and mind for 15 of the oddest sexy costumes you could be wowing friends and potential suitors with this All Hallows Eve:
1. Pizza Rat
Now you can be the sexy, pizza stealing rodent you've always wanted to be!
Ruin your childhood and chances of ever being taken seriously in one swift move with the sassy Raphael!
You stay in your hat now, you hear? And don't come out 'til the mental scars have healed.
FINALLY. Now you can look sexy and like a pile of crap at the same time!
So sexy, border control won't mind you smuggling meat across their precious lines in this nifty get up.
Leave your skittles at home kids, cause this well toned creep is on the prowl and he looks ready to protect and serve the crap out of someone in the possession of sleeves.
With a jaw that big, how did this Blue Orc angle his gaze accurately enough to tie up his genital area? Do orcs use mirrors?
Because raw fish on seasoned rice is the first sexy costume idea that pops into your head.
9. Sexy Lady
They just straight up ran out of ideas... or they're trying to avoid copyright infringement with the producers of Pretty Woman.
10. Naked Sexy Man
I need your clothes, your boots and a better idea for a costume.
Today's letter is S for nothing is sacred.
12. Cecil the Lion
Because it's never too soon.
13. Sexy Chicken
When you see it...
The hat really brings this outfit together.
15. Boy Sidekick
Boy I wonder who this is meant to be?
Or in other words: the sexy Donald Trump. I think I'm staying in this Halloween.
(Sources: Yandy, Buzzfeed, Spirit Halloween, 3 Wishes)