ByMona Torgersen, writer at
Staff Writer, lover of all things fantastical and supporter of House Martell. Follow me on twitter @monatorgersen
Mona Torgersen

With many a book and website dedicated to conspiracy theories, it comes as no surprise that even celebrities aren't safe from them. Some theories are crazier than others, and here is a list of the seven most deranged theories I have managed to find on the wonderful thing that is the internet.

1. North West is the Antichrist

The theory goes that if you add up the numbers in North West's birth date, you get 666, the number of the beast. North was born 15.06.2013. 1+5 = 6, 0+6 = 6, 2+0+1+3 = 6. It totally makes sense when you think about it, after all she is related to Kris Jenner. (Just kidding of course, Kris Jenner is awesome).

2. Whitney Houston was sacrificed so that Blue Ivy could live

This has to be one of the craziest theories on this list. Apparently, Blue Ivy needed a blood sacrifice in order to live, and the Illuminati chose Whitney Houston as the victim. The letter I is the 9th letter in the alphabet, while V is the 22nd and Y the 25th. You add together 2+2+2+5, and you get 11. 11x9 = 99. If you flip 99 on its head you get 66, and if you add another 6 you get 666. Everyone knows the Illuminati is linked to the devil, so this links Blue Ivy and Whitney Houston together.

3. Justin Bieber is a lizard

A video showing Justin Bieber's eyes change led some people to believe he is actually a lizard alien (read more about them here). These lizard aliens are supposedly controlling the world, which means Justin Bieber must be more than just a pop star. Will Beliebers side with the lizards in the war for Planet Earth?

4. Nicki Minaj and Jay-Z are the same person

If we are to believe this theory, Nicki Minaj and Jay-Z are in fact the same person. The rumor was sparked when a slowed down version of Nicki's music was posted on YouTube, and her voice sounded strangely similar to Jay-Z's.

5. Taylor Swift was bred by the Illuminati

Apparently, the secret society, the Illuminati, has 13 bloodlines. How does Taylor Swift come into the picture, you may ask? Taylor is obsessed with the number 13. She was born on December 13th, her album Fearless had 13 tracks, and she is often seen with the number 13 drawn on her hand. Clearly this means she was actually bred by the Illuminati to be a part of one of their bloodlines. Clearly.

6. Nicholas Cage is a vampire

This photograph, dating back to the American Civil War, is "proof" that Nicolas Cage is a vampire, or some other immortal creature. This was brought to his attention when he appeared on the the Late Show with David Letterman. Nicolas clearly seemed agitated by the question, and ends the conversation by saying, "Now look, I don't drink blood and the last time I looked in the mirror I had a reflection." He never actually denied he is immortal, just that he doesn't drink blood. Check out the interview to see how uncomfortable he is.

7. Suri Cruise is an alien

This conspiracy is purely based on one photo where it looks like Suri only has four fingers. Well I guess it doesn't help that Tom Cruise is her father. Obviously that means someone is an alien, right?

It's safe to say that these celeb conspiracy theories are absolutely crazy, but they are fun to read nonetheless. Who knows, maybe Nicolas Cage really is immortal and our only hope against the Antichrist?


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