Did Bindi Irwin seriously fart on live TV... and do any of us care? Check out the 'fart video' and decide for yourself, but I smell a fake.
I'm struggling to think of comments about the goings on of Bindi Irwin's colon, witty or otherwise. If farts were loud enough to be picked up by a mike -- which are usually pinned to the lapel, so some acrobatics would be involved to get the rectum-to-shoulder ratio just right -- then surely all live TV shows would be plagued with impossibly loud shoe squeaks, tummy rumbles, coughs and nervous fidgets?
I just don't know. What do you guys think (if anything)?