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Zachary Auman

America, something has happened to our nation this week, and like most of England's tyranny, it was done without our consent. J.K. Rowling has hurt us, both emotionally and mentally... Let's- Let's just look at what madness she has caused.

Americans aren't muggles anymore!

Yes, you are reading this correctly. Harry Potter author, J.K. Rowling, has announced the heart breaking news that American citizens who do not have witchcraft or wizardry in their blood, will no longer be known as the infamous title "muggles." Instead, for example, if you're an American with no wizard powers, you will be referred to by the wizard community as a "No-Maj" (pronounced "no madge"), like an abbreviated form of "no magic." This hurtful term will make its debut in the Rowling-written Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, which will be the first Harry Potter film (or book) to take place mainly in America.

Are you as hurt by this news as I am? Let me know...

Thank you for reading!


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