As we get closer to the release date of Star Wars: Episode VII, the Internet is ramping up in its own way by doing what we do best, taking our beloved childhood moments and making them all the better by adding a bit of unnecessary sexual tension to it.
Between BB-8 and the Death Star getting it on and Lightsabers being used in some wholly unnatural way, it's been made clear that Star Wars is ripe with sexual innuendo. JHall Comics, a staff illustrator at Dorkly, created some hilariously dirty images that are a perfect example of this fact. These panels will have you cringing or laughing out loud, either way, they're definitely worth a peek.
1. I find your lack of sexual education disturbing
I guess it's important that Luke learn to be a master of more than just the Jedi ways.
2. Fuzzball fun
If he'll pull your arms out of your sockets when he loses, I wonder what happens when he wins.
3. He (Aunt) Beru her mind
No! What would Uncle Owen say?
4. Jar Jar Kinks
Well, this is awkward.
(Source: JHall Comics, Dorkly)