You know how it is in big families. There's always that one sibling that gets forgotten. The one who just keeps his or her head down and stays out of the limelight. The one who is content not to be a hot mess. Welcome to the relatively sane world of Kourtney Kardashian.
Okay, so when it comes to this sprawling klan of raven-haired beauties, there's probably no such thing as "the one who stays out of the limelight," but think of it this way: Kourtney has never leaked a sex tape, she's never dated Tyga (for shame), and she's a devoted mother of three - which makes it extra heartbreaking that Scott Disick has just thrown away his nine-year relationship with the eldest Kardashian sister.
According to Inquisitr, the gorgeous couple might not be done quite yet - but whatever happens, the truth is that Kourtney is the diamond at the heart of the Kardashian gold mine. So, without further ado, here are five reasons why Scott will never find another woman quite like Kourt.
1. She serves excellent 1920s face
Even when embroiled in a traumatic breakup, Kourtney is a trooper. Here she is at Kris Jenner's Great Gatsby-themed birthday bash this week, looking like she owns the joint. The birthday girl herself is right behind her, but honestly, who cares? All eyes are on Kourtney. Kanye almost looks humbled to be snapped in her presence. Almost.
2. Do you look this fresh in your Calvins?
Of course you don't.
3. Sometimes, she's just too real...
Like in this clip from Keeping Up with the Kardashians in which Kourt' straight up drags little sister Kylie, tells Kris, "she's such a bitch." Because being family doesn't mean you can't just tell it like it is every once in a while.
4. ...and she understands the power of knowledge
When asked what she learned about Khloé during the filming of Kourtney & Khloé Take the Hamptons, Kourt responds with a sly smile and serves up a huge slice of shady pie: "Even seeing Khloé in a new relationship was... interesting..." - note the carefully-timed pause and the "honey!" Khloé summons a laugh, but you know she was squirming in her seat praying her big sister would keep her secrets.
Kourtney understands that sometimes, it's good to keep a firm grip on your family's dirty laundry - who knows when you might need it in the future?
5. But most importantly, she's a Supermom
Here she is making sure her three beautiful kids have an epic Halloween, dressed as Marvel's finest, because at the end of the day, celebrity comes second to family, and while Kourtney reluctantly plays the celeb game (and kills it), she'll always be a mom first and foremost. That is the quiet genius of Kourtney Kardashian.