The Kardashian Klan trotted back onto our screen with their impeccable contouring and fiery tempers a blazing in the season 11 premiere, but the episode had a surprisingly uplifting tone of new beginnings in amongst the drama.
So, let us stomp the hallowed halls of the kollective Kardasian real estate and soak up all of the controversy, crying and crassness our fave sisters have to throw at us in my best bits of the show.
You Did WHAT Kris?!
Raise your hand if you were surprised that Kris (kind of) got Khloé's ears pierced when she was four years old? That "I feel so bad, were you traumatized?" face (see GIF above) was priceless!
Hey, Kim, why don't you prop a sex doll in your gate house to keep you and your family safe? Sounds logical, right?
Emotion Gutter Punch of the Show
Seeing Kourtney cry over her broken relationship in her bedroom with her mom and sister was genuinely upsetting. She looked so downtrodden :(
Most Hilarious 'Natural' Kim Pose
Kim, I love you girl, but 'natural' poses like this never fail to make me LOL.
Khloé Overshare of the Show
If you hadn't already wanted to reach for the mind bleach after imagining Kris and Corey making the beast with two backs, Khloé has made sure to take us all to that special place by using the words "fuck fest" about her own mom. Never change, Klo!
Worst Choice of Words
Does anyone else think Kim passing her sexy "baton" on to Khloé sounds filthy, or am I just irredeemably perverted?
Most Awkward Faux Pas
Who else winced in social agony when Corey told Kourtney, who has spent the whole episode struggling with the realities of breaking up with her partner of nine years, that she needed to get a new bloke because "we got males in the house, they need to be raised by some lions you know?" Ouch. If those sunglasses were off, you know Kourt would have been serving some serious shade. So insensitive to a new single mother who is also surrounded by perfectly capable women.
Bitchiest Take Down
Surely I wasn't the only one cheering for Kendall when she told Kylie's dogs "I'm sorry your mom's such a cunt?!" I know Kylie is only 18 and was obviously very stressed about Caitlyn's speech, but her behavior about her older sis borrowing her clothes was getting right up my nose.
The way everyone set their differences aside to support Caitlyn so maturely was genuinely heartening, especially when the girls went to dinner with their mom after the show to make a stand for the Kardashian matriarch.
I think Kris summed it up when she said "I feel like we've all been going through the same thing at the same time, the way that they've shown such incredible love, kindness and acceptance, they're amazing kids." <3