ByHeather Snowden, writer at
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Heather Snowden

For most, reliving the memory of popping your cherry isn't exactly the most welcomed experience. You were lied to, it was supposed to be magical. But, no. It was stressful, you were nervous, things didn't look good, locations were confusing... it was a mess, basically. However, as cringe-worthy and repressed as those past times may be, there's usually something to laugh about.

And, after a little digging it would seem that our beloved celebrities go through the exact same hilarious ego bashing ordeal. So, we've put a little list together because, whether you want to admit it or not, sometimes it's nice to get a little reassurance that these seemingly "perfect" beings are actually just like us...

1. Shia LaBeouf

"For some reason, I was trying to portray myself as a man who had [had sex] many times in the past. I didn't tell the girl I was a virgin. I was all, 'Don't worry, babe. I'm gonna handle it tonight.' And meanwhile I was shaking in my boots. Getting naked was very strange. It was the first time I'd been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place. I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie … [It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn't get in correctly. I'm not extremely well-endowed … and clearly this wasn't the move."

2. Daniel Radcliffe

"I'm one of the few people who seem to have had a really good first time … It was with somebody I'd gotten to know well. I'm happy to say I've had a lot better sex since then, but it wasn't as horrendously embarrassing as a lot of other people's were — like my friend who got drunk and did it with a stranger under a bridge."

3. Kim Kardashian

"'When I did want to have sex the first time I was almost 15 ... I was like, 'I think I'm going to, or I want to,' and she [Kris] was like, 'OK, so this is what we're going to do, we're going to put you on birth control,' and she was, like, really open and honest with me."

4. Lena Dunham

"[My best friend] Audrey headed back to my room hopeful for a sleepover. She was sobbing, and disoriented, and also pretty sure I was alone finishing the cheese, so she flung my door open without knocking. There she found [the guy I was losing my virginity to] Jonah on top of me doing what grownups do. She understood the magnitude of the occasion and through her tears shouted, 'Mazel tov!'"

5. Ashton Kutcher

"I was 15. It was out in the woods with a girl I had just met who my buddy set me up with. The whole thing lasted two seconds. It was really awkward. Two years later, I had sex with her again just to show her the first performance was a fluke and I'd gotten better."

6. Angelina Jolie

"I had started having sex with my boyfriend and the sex and the emotions didn't feel enough. I was no longer a little girl. In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back. We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing."

7. Chris Evans

"The first time I had sex I raced home and was like, 'Mom I just had sex! Where's the clit?"

8. Katy Perry

“In the front seat of a Volvo sedan while listening to Jeff Buckley’s album Grace.”

9. Jason Segel

“I remember that the first thing I did was find a really not-that-intelligent girl and I told her that I wrote “Your Song,” by Elton John. I was like, “I wrote this for you.” And then, I lost my virginity.”


Source: The Daily Beast, Cosmopolitan


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