We all remember Neville Longbottom from the Harry Potter movies as the clumsy, goofy-looking boy who just couldn't get his spells quite right. He was a charming character, and I'm sure we all related to him at times, but he was never really known for his good looks. Then suddenly out of nowhere Neville became this really attractive wizard, and all around the globe people started applauding him for basically winning puberty. Ten points to Gryffindor!
We never really stopped to think how Neville became the wizard equivalent of Brad Pitt, we just accepted it as a magical gift bestowed upon us without asking any questions. Until now! Someone over at Dorkly thought Neville's good looks were just too good to be true, and so they made a little comic strip explaining what REALLY happened. The result is quite hilarious.
Good one Dorkly! Matthew Lewis (who played Neville Longbottom) definitely looks like the love child between Ryan Gosling and Clive Owen. Just for fun I morphed their faces together.
This proves it! Neville Longbottom clearly has both Clive and Ryan locked up somewhere and is slowly making them bald in order to make polyjuice potion. We'd hate to see Neville's handsome face go, so by all means keep them locked up! It would be for the greater good, and I am sure they are both honored to be a part of such a beautiful creation.