ByThat Creepy Whovian, writer at Creators.co

First off, we like to tell it how it is, so let's start the 'Australianisation' of Harry Potter with the titles.

1. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

This would become "Harry Potter and a Rural School"

2. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

How about, "Harry Potter and the Huge Brown Snake"

3. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

"Harry Potter and the Uncle They Don't Talk About"

(godfather, whatever)

4. Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire

"Harry Potter makes the First Fifteen"

or

"Harry Potter and the French Girls"

5. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"Harry Potter and and the knobhead Sub Teacher (oh yeah and he gets the asian chick as well)"

6. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

"Harry Potter and a Melodramatic Alan Rickman"

or

"Harry Potter and Dumbledore defo doesn't Die"

7. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"Harry Potter and the Liberal Government"

or

"Harry Potter and the Labour Government"

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Forgive me for this, I'm tired and bored.

I might make a part two, I dunno.

Probably not.

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