ByMarlon McDonald, writer at
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Marlon McDonald

If you were one of the millions of people who grew up with the adorable little pocket monsters entertaining your every waking moment, you would have Surfed the heck out of Squirtle and never balked at the proposition of Discharging all over a wild Caterpie, or Jigglypuff taking a Gunk Shot to the face.

But now that we're adults and ever so slightly aware of the humor that can be found in everything, don't you think that certain Poke-moves actually sound kinda saucy? Dorkly certainly did, and threw together some genius memes to display exactly that.

So come in, get comfy and have a look at these 8 and see for yourself:


Rub him up and watch him grow with delight.


For those of you with a serious thirst.


Now we can all live happier having imagined Meowth's O-face.


I always knew there was something a little off with the Prof...


The ultimate turn-off: having someone scream "DISCHARRRGE!" as they're about to...


Wait, is this the face of discharging or receiving the Bullet Seed?




This one sounds more like being accosted by a Jedi wearing high heels and a purple velour duster jacket.

(Source: Dorkly)


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