BEST. HEADLINE. EVAR!
To get your attention, anyway...ha!
But no, seriously though. Norman Reedus got bit at a zombie convention this weekend! At the Walker Stalker Con in New Jersey, Robin Grover got to take a picture with the apocalypse' favorite redneck, but got too carried away and bit him on the chest (how do you do that?). She was removed by security and banned from future conventions, but Norman "If We Had Books Would He" Reedus isn't pressing charges. In typical Norman style, he took to Instagram with this pic:
His shirt is all like DO NOT BITE ME, and he's all like "Um please don't" ...classic!
The superfreakyfan bit Daryl after informing him that she likes to tell people that the two are married.
ARROW TO THE HEAD, NEXT TIME, MAN!!!