ByHeather Snowden, writer at
Lover of bad puns, nostalgic feels and all things Winona. Email: [email protected] Tweet: @heathbetweetin
Heather Snowden

Phew! 2015 has been quite a year for our beloved Disney princesses. In fact, I'm surprised they're still holding it together after everything they've been up to. They were battling crippling eating disorders one day, being domestically abused the next, and then popping on stage to perform a Britney Spears concert. It was hard to keep up, to be honest.

Here's a round up of the most attention grabbing princess portrayals of this year:

1. They were Britney'd

But that's their prerogative.

2. They got kinky

Pocahontas's ass was all the colors of the wind after a 50 Shades of Grey style belting from John Smith.

3. They stole Kim Kardashian's selfie game

And broke the Internet.

4. They were victims of domestic abuse

Sultan: "You've certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned. It's that law that's the problem."


5. They got high

Cinderelly's been keeping herself busy with a little toke of that bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.

6. They were Trumped

And became the thing of nightmares.

7. They supported gender fluidity

Playing with a dinglehopper at the dinner table suddenly doesn't seem so savory.

8. They went to a strip club

And shit got smutty.

9. They became pin-up girls

And almost melted Olaf with the glow from their blushing behinds.

10. They were period shamed

So we shamed the shamers.

11. They stopped shaving

Because why would you shave if your bits are constantly hidden beneath tails and ball gowns? You just wouldn't.

12. They did the memes

But sexy.

13. They developed eating disorders

And it was heartbreaking.

14. They were totally 'Clueless'

As Cinderella once said in regards to finding a man:

"You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet."

15. They crumbled

But don't be fooled by the rocks that they've got...

Predications for 2016 Disney Princess predicaments? Maybe they'll go to the toilet for the first time, take harder drugs, or sleep with each other's boyfriends?

Source: Cosmopolitan, Design Taxi, Buzzfeed, Huffington Post


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