Star Wars is filled with gorgeous and handsome characters and creatures, like Princess Leia, Luke Skywalker, and some might even say Chewbacca (if you're into hair and all that).
To get you in the mood for the Force Awakens (and to awaken your inner force, if you know what I mean), you need The Extremely Unofficial and Highly Unauthorized Star Wars Kama Sutra.
Yes, this is exactly what you think. It's a book of sex positions featuring Star Wars action figures showing you how to do the action. And it's actually SFW.
It's sure to get you from this:
Let's check out a few positions to raise those lightsabers and to cause your partner(s) to experience explosions as big and grand as the demise of the Death Star.
1. Boba Fettish
This is better than a tied-up Slave Leia...
2. At-At Style
Are you ready to go At-At it all night?
3. The Perfect Man
Carbonite makes you feel all right.
“The Bacta Tank," “Han Shot First," “Let the Wookiee Win,” “Two Girls One Cup… Of Bantha Milk,” and “It’s a Trap!” are just some of the many more fun positions available in this sexy book.
I know what you're going to be doing this holiday season.