You've driven 18 wheelers though stunning European locales in Euro Truck Simulator, grown award-winning crops in Farming Simulator, attempted to stack warehouses in Forklift Truck Simulator and sprinted up buildings with a human attached to your tongue in Goat Simulator.
But do you remember ever attempting to stop suicidal babies from carrying out their task with any old household goods that may be lying around? I know I haven't.
That's where indie game/parenting simulator Who's Your Daddy comes in and smashes its way into the soon to arrive discussions of decency and cries of "THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!"
The game, created by the darkly humored Joe Williams, started off as a joke which then, quite evidently, escalated pretty swiftly into this 2-player parent-em-up in which a young father chases his crawling toddler around the house in attempt to obscure deathly utensils from baby's chubby mitts.
Here it is in action:
The heavily tongue-in-cheek game has started seeing its star rise with high-profile YouTubers showing off the alpha build, and a Kickstarter campaign that saw the game fly over its goal of $1.5k by almost $1000!
The game is priming for a 2016 release, but if you can't wait that long click here to download the alpha build.
(Source: Kickstarter, YouTube)