After a long day spent wandering the wasteland of Fallout 4 and/or prowling the heavily slicked streets in your Mazda MX5 in Need For Speed, the time may come where you need a little time to relax and refrain from overly exciting visuals or radscorpions scaring the crap out of you as they burst out of the ground.
That's where Manatee Simulator comes in. Yes, Manatee Simulator. As if Forklift Truck Simulator wasn't obscure enough, now we can take to the oceans as the super cute and super cool sea mammals and drift to our hearts content as we seek to find the mysteries of...well nothing really. It's just a regular swim-em-up.
The crowdfunded swimathon hails from the mind of first time indie game dev Bill Walsh and was created with the purpose of being "the world's first and fully featured manatee simulator", which I'm pretty damn sure it is. So congrats!
Check it out:
As it currently stands the project has had no backers whatsoever, which is a goddamned disservice to all the voiceless manatees that deserve to have their stories told. So if you like what you see, doggy paddle over to Manatee Simulator's kickstarter page and donate the measly sum of $100,000!
Go on, I mean when will you ever get the chance to be a manatee?! I, for one, am damp with excitement.