You can't really blame them to be honest.
The Philadelphia Police Department shared this humorous picture on their Facebook page yesterday, expressing their desire to prosecute anyone who posts spoilers for Star Wars: The Force Awakens online.
They did acknowledge that such behavior sadly isn't a crime, but they have vowed to fight against any illegal Sith behavior. So the citizens of Philadelphia don't have to worry about Kylo Ren, and can focus their energy on avoiding Internet trolls instead.
This isn't the first time the Philadelphia Police owned the Internet - they regularly share posts with references to movies and pop culture, specifically aiming to please us millennials.
Like that one time they warned us all about dodgy uncles
Or when they decided that dressing up as Pennywise was a good idea
Even these guys didn't escape the mad online craze that was The Dress (which is blue and black btw)
My favorite moment might be when they understood our love for a Pumpkin Spiced Latte
And even followed up with the greatest comment of all time:
And let's not forget the time when they understood our frustration over Toad's dickish behavior
As you can see, the Philadelphia Police Department have clearly hired a witty social media manager, and they really are quite fun to follow. If you'd like to give their Facebook page a like go ahead and click on this link.