ByMona Torgersen, writer at
Staff Writer, lover of all things fantastical and supporter of House Martell. Follow me on twitter @monatorgersen
Mona Torgersen

You can't really blame them to be honest.

The Philadelphia Police Department shared this humorous picture on their Facebook page yesterday, expressing their desire to prosecute anyone who posts spoilers for Star Wars: The Force Awakens online.

No, posting #StarWarsForceAwakens spoilers online is not a crime. Yes, it should be. However, any illegal Sith behavior will still be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Not in our town, Kylo.

Posted by Philadelphia Police Department on Wednesday, 16 December 2015

They did acknowledge that such behavior sadly isn't a crime, but they have vowed to fight against any illegal Sith behavior. So the citizens of Philadelphia don't have to worry about Kylo Ren, and can focus their energy on avoiding Internet trolls instead.

This isn't the first time the Philadelphia Police owned the Internet - they regularly share posts with references to movies and pop culture, specifically aiming to please us millennials.

Like that one time they warned us all about dodgy uncles

Happy Father's Day to all the great Dads out there - you are role models for all of us! And for all the kids out there...

Posted by Philadelphia Police Department on Sunday, 21 June 2015

Or when they decided that dressing up as Pennywise was a good idea

In honor of Halloween and #ThrowbackThursday, let's all take a trip back to 2013 where your humble and faithful...

Posted by Philadelphia Police Department on Thursday, 29 October 2015

Even these guys didn't escape the mad online craze that was The Dress (which is blue and black btw)

Special Message: Folks, we are a MAJOR METROPOLITAN POLICE DEPARTMENT.Please stop sending us pictures of this dress....

Posted by Philadelphia Police Department on Friday, 27 February 2015

My favorite moment might be when they understood our love for a Pumpkin Spiced Latte

In honor of #NationalCoffeeDay , please accept this free cup of coffee from your favorite Police Department, The PPD.I...

Posted by Philadelphia Police Department on Tuesday, 29 September 2015

And even followed up with the greatest comment of all time:

And let's not forget the time when they understood our frustration over Toad's dickish behavior

Mario really did it this time. Be sure to check out these tips from the health department, and keep an eye on your loved...

Posted by Philadelphia Police Department on Tuesday, 23 June 2015

As you can see, the Philadelphia Police Department have clearly hired a witty social media manager, and they really are quite fun to follow. If you'd like to give their Facebook page a like go ahead and click on this link.

Source: Philadelphia Police Department on Facebook


Latest from our Creators