ByVaria Fedko-Blake, writer at
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Varia Fedko-Blake

We've all been there -- playing the game 'f*ck, marry, kill' with our pals out of sheer boredom or when we're already pretty hammered at a party.

And seeing as we all know Khloe Kardashian doesn't hold back when discussing sex, it really comes as no surprise that she also wanted to take part.

Taking to her website last night, she added a new post under the cheeky headline 'Just The Tip: A New Twist on a Classic Game' and switched up the 'kill' category to 'friend-zone.' Why, you ask? Well, according to her male pals, this fate is far worse than death anyway.

She said:

"You guys know the game F--k, Marry, Kill, right??? I recently played a version of this with my team and they came up with an awesome new twist: F--k, Marry, Friend-Zone! (According to some guys, friend-zoning is worse than death, anyway!) Watch this space because more F--k, Marry, Friend-Zone posts are coming your way! Here's who I picked. Do you agree?"

In the first round of Koko's game, she included comedians Sarah Silverman, Tina Fey and Chelsea Handler, revealing:

"I'd friend-zone Chelsea because we're good friends in real life and I love her!!! I'd marry Tina Fey because she seems like she'd be a good wifey. And I'd definitely f--k Sarah Silverman. She's smoking hot, haha!"

The Kardashian then dipped her toe in the political realm by admitting which U.S. president she would do the dirty with. This is what she said when faced with the choice of Bill Clinton, Barack Obama and George W. Bush:

"Firstly, I just need to friend-zone George, LOL! I'd marry Obama, for sure. And I guess that means I do it with Bill!!!"

'LOL' indeed.

The best one was yet to come though -- when Khloe decided to go down the fictitious route by picking a Disney prince she would most like to bang! So, which one did you think she went for?

Was she enticed by Prince Eric's fetish for something slippery and wet or did she go for Prince Philip with his strong physique and hard sword? Or was it the prospect of riding that magic carpet with Aladdin for hours that did it for her?

Well, actually no -- none of the above. In fact, you'll be surprised that Khloe went for the underdog, enthusiastically picking The Beast from Beauty and the Beast because apparently, she's already had the hots for him for years. She noted:

"I did want to fuck the Beast back in the day, LOL."

Clearly there is something in Klo that wants a bit of that hairy, raw animalistic energy and assertive aggression! It's totally understandable, sometimes a girl just wants a big ol' beast in the bedroom. Belle totally knows what's up -- just check out the sexual tension in this clip:

As for the other two choices, Khloe said:

"Of course I'd marry Prince Charming. No brainer! I'd friend-zone Aladdin because he doesn't do it for me, but I'd let him take me on a magic carpet ride, haha!"



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