ByRed Fury, writer at Creators.co

And If You Don't Think So? You're Probably Sexist.

Now, I see this a lot. Aside from Marvel and DC being two sides of the same coin. It's "Who has a female lead for etc. etc. first?" Which really shouldn't matter who's done what first, because Warner Brothers is copying [Disney/Marvel] either way. Now, don't get me wrong. I love Deathstroke and Pandora, but I hate stupidity and fanboys (Especially ones that never read a comic and know everything Batman). Possibly you, but let's not get to that.... yet.

Way better than what Zack Snyder has put out.
Way better than what Zack Snyder has put out.

Now, Why Do I Believe Wonder Woman Would Work Better at Marvel?

Well besides not being played by a stick. (Ahem, Gal Gadot.) She'd already have THREE if not MORE movies by now. But why why why?

"Yes, because Marvel's already made a Black Widow, Scarlet Witch, and Captain Marvel movie..."

I see this "comeback" a lot. And I just don't get it. What does Black Widow, Scarlet Witch, and Captain Marvel (Who've recently became a Woman mind you.) Have to do with Wonder Woman's chances at Marvel? Oh, wait, besides all of them being women. Silly you. Silly me? No, you're the silly one, b*tch.

Hey Marvel, where are these two movies at?
Hey Marvel, where are these two movies at?

There is only one MAJOR flaw with that reasoning. And this is particularly the bread and butter of this article. Batman, Superman, and yes, Wonder Woman. Are as big as they come, that's why they are called the Trinity. You ask anyone who's Batman? They'll tell you a guy that dresses up like a bat due to the lost of his parents. Who's Superman? A alien from a dead planet with every superpower you can imagine. Who's Wonder Woman? Someone who should be at Marvel. I joke. I joke. Real Answer: Female superhero that fights with a lasso and tiara. (I liked the first answer more.)

Now asked anyone before 2008 who was any of the Avengers, and they would've told you this.... Iron Man? Billionaire in a robotic suit. Captain America? Guy that dresses like a flag with a shield. Thor? God of Thunder. Hulk? Mad green guy, powered by Gama radiation. Black Widow? A spider. They weren't as B-List as you thought, you were thinking a C-List. Idiots...

I guess we have Capcom to thank for that. Thanks!!
I guess we have Capcom to thank for that. Thanks!!

Thing is. Black Widow and Captain Marvel, even Scarlet Witch for that matter are failed comparisons to Wonder Woman. Simply put. Wonder Woman is Iron Man, Hulk, Caps. level. While Black Widow and the others are more of a Doom Patrol before Teen Titans.

Instead of Giving Yourself Tunnel Vision. You Should Be Wondering...

Who's this guy? Why, that's Hawkeye.
Who's this guy? Why, that's Hawkeye.

WHERE THE HELL IS OUR HAWKEYE MOVIE!! Oh, wait. He's not a WOMAN so no one cares... And that's just it. Hawkeye is just as deserving as Black Widow. But since he's a man, hardly anyone bats a eye. Even though him and Black Widow are on the same level of listing...

Black Widow: First Appearing in Iron Man 2.
Black Widow: First Appearing in Iron Man 2.

Black Widow, like Hawkeye. Never appeared in her own solo movie. But made cameos in others. That's because they're mainly just agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and less prominent characters. Unlike Wonder Woman at DC.

Hawkeye's First Appearance: Cameo in Thor 1.
Hawkeye's First Appearance: Cameo in Thor 1.

Thing is, Wonder Woman ISN'T Black Widow or Captain Marvel (who IS getting a movie btw.) She is a MAJOR character like Thor, Hulk, Iron Man, and Captain America. And truthfully. Because of that and NOT because she's a WOMAN. She would've had THREE movies before Phase 2 was even over.

But, How Does This Make You a Sexist Prune? A.K.A DC Fanboy?

Simple, you're color blind and tone deaf (and not in the good way either). You categorize based off gender and possibly race too. You over look obvious facts to by pass defensive points and overly increase your ego. The world is not equal in your eyes, it's man, woman, and dog. And your logic is flawed.

Still with me? Or am I applying too much butter?
Still with me? Or am I applying too much butter?

Where is this Lois Lane Movie you speak of? She was just as important in Man of Steel as Kryptonite to Batman. Shouldn't she have a movie. I bet if she did, no one would go see it. But still. I bet if she was at Marvel she'd have a TV Show at least.

Oh, haven't you heard of Agent Carter?
Oh, haven't you heard of Agent Carter?

I sure have. She's not Lois Lane, but guess what. If she was, she'd still have her own TV Show. But still not good enough for you?

Supergirl? No, a show truly based on a female hero.
Supergirl? No, a show truly based on a female hero.

I know you like Supergirl, you probably love it. But guess what? Why isn't Supergirl nearly as dark as Smallville? Because that show wasn't made to be light hearted and "fun" (for beefy and small ladies [with low self-esteem].)

Just look at that smile and determination.
Just look at that smile and determination.

This isn't Man of Steel, am I right? The only reason anyone even gives a damn about this show to begin with is because of the "S is for Dope" on her chest. That and because of those leaked photos, but still. Jessica Jones has a way darker and far more interconnected story. It's not only trying to sell off the more dominant role of it's cousin, but taking an more original and darker form while doing so. It's not trying to empower a specific group, but reinforce it. While keeping it's united fan-base together and not departed.

We can continue this blow for blow. Loser.
We can continue this blow for blow. Loser.

Now, What Does Any of This Have to Do With Anything?

Simple, if you're a DC Fanboy or anybody for that matter that believes Marvel would sideline Wonder Woman like Hawkeye or hold her off until the story actually calls for her (idiotic right?) and not try to rush her out like DC/Warner, especially if she's a founding member of a team, Just because she's a woman. You're a sexist, idiotic, "r" word, and an insult to society and possibly much much more. And if Wonder Woman was at Marvel, she'd already have had Three movies by now.

Because at Marvel, we actually have a plan.
Because at Marvel, we actually have a plan.

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