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The Craft (1996)

"You know, in the old days, if a witch betrayed her coven, they would kill her."

What its about:

A girl named Sarah is new to school and ends up befriending a group of three outcasts. Little did she know that they practice witchcraft...and that she herself has more power than she realizes. As their powers increase in strength they seek revenge on those who anger them.

What we learned:

Witches can be real bitches...so don't piss them off.

Bitch meter:

Super Scary Bitch.

Clueless (1995)

"Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged?"

What its about:

Cher, the rich popular girl in school, takes Tai under her wing to show her the ropes and make her popular. This backfires when Tai steals Cher's fire...and almost her man.

What we learned:

No good deed goes unpunished.

Bitch meter:

Silly ditsy bitch.

Jaw Breaker (1999)

"Never send a rose unless dyed black as a warning. And if one is sent to you, destroy it along with the sender. Emotionally of course. It's not like we kill people...On purpose"

What its about:

The three most popular girls in school decide to prank their best friend during her birthday. The prank goes horribly wrong when she is killed by choking on a jawbreaker that they used to gag her. When the class nerd "Fern" discovers what they did, they try to shut her up by making her one of them...and create "Violette."

What we learned:

As Courtney would say, time doesn't erase things...people erase things.

Bitch meter:

Evil Queen Bitch

Mean Girls (2004)

"Get in loser, we're going shopping."

What its about:

New girl Cady gets involved with the popular group of girls called "The Plastics." All is well until she falls for the leaders boyfriend and turns the group into a full blown bitch brawl.

What we learned:

Being the nerd in school is tough, but the grass isn't always greener on the other side.

Bitch meter:

Catty Teenage Bitch (no pun intended)

Heathers (1988)

"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?"

What its about:

In a nut shell, this is the original "mean girl" movie that started it all. The smart girl doesn't like the popular girls any more so she plots their deaths with the school psycho.

What we learned:

Being popular can kill....literally.

Bitch meter:

Murderous Bitch

Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)

"All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now it may not sound too great to a sconehead like you, but I think it's swell. And you come along and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can *throw* things at me?"

What its about:

A highschool Cheerleader discovers that she is the chosen one, and must protect her town from an onslaught of vampires.

What we learned:

Don't underestimate the cheerleaders.

Bitch meter:

Ditsy AND Deadly Bitch

Cruel Intentions: (1999)

"We've done some pretty fucked up shit in our time but this... I mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that?"

What its about:

Kathryn and Sebastian make a bet. To steal the virginity of the daughter of their elite school's headmaster.

What we learned:

Basically, trust no bitch.

Bitch meter:

Cruel-Life Ruining Bitch


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