ByChris Harkin, writer at Creators.co
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Everyone knows that Obi-Wan Kenobi made the right decision in leaving Leia with Senator Organa and Luke with his aunt and uncle on Tatooine. But what if he didn't? What if the whole story went differently and Anakin, after turning into Darth Vader, had to raise the twins? Well in a pair of children's books named 'Vader's Little Princess' and 'Darth Vader and Son' by Jeffrey Brown, we see what this would be like... and it's amazing! Vader is forced to deal with horrible situations like:

Teenage Girl Phone Conversations

And overusing poor R2D2 as well.
And overusing poor R2D2 as well.

Kids Wanting Expensive Things

Why would he even want a Jar Jar?
Why would he even want a Jar Jar?

Kids Making Stupid Faces

Poor Imperial Officer probably gets the blame.
Poor Imperial Officer probably gets the blame.

Your Kids Being Embarrassed Of You

Who would be embarrassed of an ATAT?
Who would be embarrassed of an ATAT?

Trick Or Treating With Your Kids

Don't go in there Ackbar! It's a trap!
Don't go in there Ackbar! It's a trap!

Teenage Girls Being Attracted To Ruffians

Looks like Han won't be solo for long!
Looks like Han won't be solo for long!

Teaching Your Daughter How to Drive

It's got to be easier in space right? Maybe not...
It's got to be easier in space right? Maybe not...

Girls Taking Hours in the Bathroom

Is there only one bathroom on the Death Star?
Is there only one bathroom on the Death Star?

Kids Loving the Cookie Jar

And having the mystical ability to reach it too.
And having the mystical ability to reach it too.

Daughters Dressing in WAY Too Little

I can't blame him for that one.
I can't blame him for that one.

Kids Sharing Badly

Well she did put Boba Fett in a dress guys.
Well she did put Boba Fett in a dress guys.

Kids Being Picky

C-3PO cereal? That would be sweet! (Get it?)
C-3PO cereal? That would be sweet! (Get it?)

Kids Being Annoying

Use the force Vader.
Use the force Vader.

Kids Being Impatient

Go into hyperspace already!
Go into hyperspace already!

Kids Fighting With Each Other

Greedo didn't push first!
Greedo didn't push first!

Teenagers Overreacting To Everything

DON'T USE THE HATE LEIA!
DON'T USE THE HATE LEIA!

You can see that Luke and Leia would have had a very different childhood if this had happened. Also, there is a major chance they would have turned to the Dark Side!

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