ByWesley Younger, writer at Creators.co
I'm a slightly cynical southern cinema fanatic. I'm a sucker for summer blockbusters and a fan of the Oscar contenders. I'll be sitting top
Wesley Younger

From the guy who's ruined more childhoods than George Lucas and Michael Jackson comes another big budget Hollywood disaster with more explosions, incoherent dialogue, bad hair, terrible acting and product placement than a Trump campaign rally. It's time for some mother f***ing Michael BAYHEM!!!!

TRANSFORMERS 5: MADEA'S NEW ROBOT

I can guarantee five things for sure

  • The trailer will look amazing
  • The movie will suck
  • It will make tons of money
  • Explosions
  • Regret
DINOSAURS AND ROBOTS!!!!
DINOSAURS AND ROBOTS!!!!

  • NEW CAST

BELOW I'VE LISTED POSSIBILITIES FOR THE NEW CAST. THIS BLEND OF ESTABLISHED STARS WITH UP AND COMING TALENT WILL MAKE YOU PEE YOUR PANTS WITH EXCITEMENT!!!!

  • NICOLAS CAGE AS PRESIDENT THUNDERDEATH

  • TYLER PERRY AS MADEA THE DECEPTICON WHISPERER

  • MEGAN FOX AS BABE #1

  • CARROT TOP AS GENERAL DOGWARCLAW

  • KEVIN JAMES AS OPTIMUS PRIME

  • CHUCK NORRIS AS JUSTICE

  • ASHTON KUTCHER AS MEGATRON

2017, you better watch out because you are in for the most anticipated sequel since the New Testament brought to you by Mountain Dew, Wal-Mart and Slim Jims in mega -ultra realistic IMAX 3D virtual reality and smellovision. Transformers 5....GET SOME!!!!!!!!

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