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(Warning - the following contains very mild plot SPOILERS for Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens. Proceed with whatever level of very mild caution that suggests to you is wise...)

Now, sure, there are a whole lot of brand new heroes (and villains) to love in Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens, but when it comes right down to it, we all have to pick a favorite. Now, Rey and Finn may seem the most obvious choices, seeing as they're arguably the film's two main leads, and Kylo Ren is sure to garner a devoted cult following, but of the new trilogy's current 'big four', many have already gone in a different direction.

Y'see, we also met Poe Dameron, and boy, did we all think he was awesome.

Which, seeing as he's a dashing, distinctly romantic X-Wing pilot, played by one of the most charismatic actors alive (why hello there, Oscar Isaac), makes a whole lot of sense.

Sadly, though, very few - if any - of us will ever get the chance to take our love of Oscar Isaac to the next level by, y'know, actually meeting him, or even - for those so inclined - persuading him to hang out with us in bed.

And so, step forward an invention that may just change your life forever...

Yes, These are Actual Poe Dameron Body Pillows

And yes, thanks to Indonesian artist Brilcrist, you can in fact buy them. It does however seem that they're set to be a limited run - and the deadline for ordering is sometime tonight or tomorrow (January 6/7) - so if you are inclined to wake up next to Poe every morning, you might want to think about dropping the artist a line right here.

Or, y'know, sending Oscar Isaac a REALLY nice email.

What do you think?



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