While La La Land was busy reaping rewards and Jimmy Fallon was busy blundering, the #GoldenGlobes red carpet was busy flaunting the most bodacious beasts the fashion industry has to offer. Like every year — and like the award process itself — there were plenty of winners, losers and wtf-ers, and we've listed them all below for your judging pleasure. You're welcome!
1. Emma Stone
Oozed dreamy La La Land fairy feels.
2. Natalie Portman
Jackie Kennedy nod, Fabergé egg or salt shaker chic. You decide.
3. Ruth Negga
Futuristic sporty fembot FTW.
4. Amy Adams
Was a sultry space panther.
5. Michelle Williams
Grandma said you can keep the net curtains babes because someway, somehow, this works.
6. Jessica Chastain
It's elegant. It's got flowers on it. It's fine.
7. Meryl Streep
Streep could wear a bin liner and still be a queen, tbh.
8. Lily Collins
This look is 100% Disney princess meets toilet doily and I LOVE it.
9. Zoe Salanda
Um. Have the fairy godmothers been fighting again?
10. Busy Phillips
Busy looks F.R.E.S.H as a daisy in this McCartney gown!
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11. Viola Davis
Who knew that a one-shoulder dress crafted entirely out of yellow sequins could slay this hard?
12. Evan Rachel Wood
Everyone else can just pack up and go home tbh. She wins.
13. Claire Foy
Josie Grossy called, she wants her prom dress back.
14. Reese Witherspoon
Looked demure AF.
15. Gwendoline Christie
Just looked nekkid.
16. Sarah Jessica Parker
SJP's Carrie Fisher tribute should have stayed in a galaxy far, far away.
17. Nicole Kidman
It's kind of like Miss Havisham got in a fight with a swan and lost.
18. Blake Lively
Opted for sexy Star Trek.
19. Jessica Biel
Only Jessica Biel could pull off a low cut, geometric gown with 3D flowered hips and make it look this good.
20. Riley Keough
Is it just me or does Riley's Chanel dress render you severely cross-eyed?
21. Felicity Jones
22. Millie Bobby Brown
Not quite 11/10, but Millie's dress is pretty darn close.
23. Drew Barrymore
Zelda Fitzgerald eat your heat out.
24. Kristen Bell
Got dipped in a bucket of oil and came out looking slick AF.
25. Priyanka Chopra
Looked like a human Golden Globe trophy (in the best kind of way).
26. Maisie Williams
Looked freshly hatched.
27. Sophie Turner
So bad it's good? Or so good it's bad? Or? Help!
28. Olivia Culpo
She's like a walking Gustav Klimt painting and yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
29. Sarah Paulson
This woman can do no wrong. Plus the gown is backless. Phwoar.
30. Anna Kendrick
Hopefully the armpit tit look will not be hot in 2017.
31. Brie Larson
32. Winona Ryder
You can take the girl out of Lydia Deetz...
33. Sophia Vergara
Went as a figure skating phoenix.
34. Gal Gadot
Payed tribute to 2002.
35. Heidi Klum
Napped on velcro strips before taking to the red carpet.
36. Kristen Wiig
Lost to Michelle Williams.
37. Gillian Anderson
Always got that X-Factor.
38. Isabelle Huppert
Party on the top, Ghost perfume bottle on the bottom.
39. Carrie Underwood
Bloomin' beauty or voluminous vulva?
Any looks you love, hate or love-hate? Let us know in the comments!