ByKarly Rayner, writer at
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Karly Rayner

My eyes have truly paid witness to some horrors while browsing the endlessly debauched and perverted vaults of the aptly named Deviantart and sometimes I need to share the abominations I stumble across as some sort of group therapy exercise before I can sleep again. This is one of those times.

While most of us see Jar Jar Binks as a buffoonish pimple defiling the face of the Star Wars universe, some people inexplicable see a sexy Gungan desperate to show off his scales and more.

Wudeness ahead!
Wudeness ahead!

Below are some of the more safe for work examples of Jar Jar getting in touch with his sexual side that I feel the need to bleach out of my mind, because sharing's caring, right?

I'm going to ease you in slowly...

Meesa Horny!

Image by: OfficialSeanPenn

This was all almost bearable until I saw the caption of "meesa wet" and was sick in my mouth. NO.

Jar Jar Binkette

Image by: Omnoproxyl337

Just a hot gender-swapped Jar Jar with Kim K's butt. Nothing to see here.

Alien Encounter

Image by: Rule 34

Ummmm, well at least it's quite tasteful, I guess?

Then Ramp It Up a Bit...

Jar Jar Kink

Image by: JamesChoe

I'm just going to let the artist himself speak for this one:

I’ve never done fan art* but I couldn’t resist. I am a fan of Jar Jar Binks. He is what made the Star Wars franchise so great. He is also the sexiest character ever made.

I’m gonna call this “My sexy friend: Jar Jar” in a series of “Hated Characters.” Comment suggestions for characters you hate or something and I’ll try to do something with it.

I hope he's joking...

Oppa Gungan Style!

Image by: PvtPuma

"Paint me like one of your French girls!"

Intergalactic Toe Jam

Image by: Giantbombcast

I mean, none of us like young Anakin, but this is taking things too far.

Darth Drool

Image by: Rule 34

Trust me, you don't want to see what Jar Jar's hands are up to...

And Then Really Drop the Bomb...

Dip It Low, Pick It Up Slow

Image by: Unknown

Yes, a star that big was necessary.


Image by: Furrycrazy

"For fuck's sake Jar Jar, how many times do I have to tell you this is not an appropriate greeting?!"

Look at Missa Big Bombad Stick

Image by: Unknown

Whya yousa cry? Don't yousa thinkin missa m sexy?


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