As you all should know by now, if your Google is working correctly, Tom Cruise has signed on for the reboot of The Mummy!
We don't know a whole lot about the movie, except Tom's officially on board. Also on board is Sofia Boutella:
If you don't recognize the name, face, or buh buh body, that's because this up-and-comer has only been in a handful of films. Her biggest role to date has been Gazelle (as seen a buh buh bove) in Kingsman: The Secret Service. Check her moves out here:
I say up-and-comer, because she's set to star in Star Trek Beyond, The Titan, and now, The Mummy. Pretty impressive!
On to Tom Cruise, though. Recently, I was able to sneak on set and snap a few sweet shots on my cell phone! Prepare to be amazed-
Here, Mummy Tom seems to have a similar fighting style to Imhotep:
I can almost hear him screaming "SHOW ME THE MUMMY!!!"
This is where Big-Mouthed Mummy Tom is fighting a man who seems to look like Rick O'Connell. Ferocious looking!
Right here is the signature wall of (sand, water, or...or...what else is there? noxious green ass gas?):
It appears Mummy Tom has commandeered a bunch of sand, and is pissed!
And the last shot I got wasn't actually from the movie, but an interview he did with Oprah about his upcoming movie:
There you have it. Tom's a mummy. Whodathunk!