It's time to buckle up, people. Let's take a ride down the really bumpy and messy rollercoaster of the feud between Kanye West, Amber Rose, and the Kardashians.
Let's start from the beginning. How did this mess happen? Who started it? How is it that people have so much drama in their lives when I just go home, slip into PJs, and drink chocolate milk and the most drama I ever experience is when I notice I only have one box of mac and cheese left in the cupboard?
I have to admit: it's hilarious to read up on all this while eating said mac and cheese. So, let's take it back to the origins of Kanye West and Amber Rose's relationship circa 2008.
For two years, the two dated until their breakup in 2010. In 2011, Rose began dating Wiz Khalifa, had a son Sebastian in 2013, married that same year, and then filed for divorce in 2014.
Simultaneously, Kanye and Kim Kardashian had a baby in 2013, and the two then wed in Florence in May of 2014.
Also happening at the same time was a romance between Tyga (who is Kylie's current boyfriend) and Blac Chyna, who gave birth to their son King Cairo in October 2012. The two were engaged a month before the birth of their son, but then broke it off in 2014.
Blac Chyna and the Kardashians were all friends during this time two, with the couple even joining Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick on a trip to Paris.
After Blac Chyna, Tyga jumped ship to Kylie Jenner and the two started dating (even though she was underaged.)
Rumor has it that Tyga was actually hanging out with Kylie already while he was still dating Blac Chyna.
Side Note: Blac Chyna and Amber Rose are really super close friends too, in case you weren't aware.
Amber Rose became entangled with the Kardashians in early 2015 after she spoke on Power 105.1's The Breakfast Club. She discussed Tyga and Kylie's relationship and how he left Chyna and their son for a girl who had barely turned seventeen years old.
This caused Khloe to jump onto Twitter and defend her sister:
And Amber hit them with this:
But we're only halfway through this messy ride, guys. Kanye West also appeared on the same show The Breakfast Club the day after Amber Rose, and he had this to say:
Kanye famously claimed he had to "take 30 showers before [he] got with Kim" and that it's "very hard" for a woman to be with a man who has dated Amber.
Amber didn't take that lying down. She took to Twitter again and hit the Kardashian clan with this:
It seemed as if all had calmed down after April, but Blac Chyna posted this selfie, which is an obvious jab at Kylie Jenner.
Also, isn't this just the fiercest thing you've ever seen?
The two attended the 2015 VMAs together wearing these incredible outfits to make a stand for women.
Also in 2015, Amber Rose hosted the SlutWalk in Downtown Los Angeles, and even her mom had her back:
Amber even publicly forgave Kanye West, and it seemed like everything had cooled down.
That is, until this Instagrammed photo erupted more madness, which clearly showed a photo of Blac Chyna and a mysterious tatted arm of a man embracing her.
Just guess whose arm that belong to? None other than Rob Kardashian!
Which prompted Khloe to release these cryptic tweets on Khloe's end:
And it seems Rob doesn't give a crap and is actually really happy with Blac Chyna, as he Instagrammed this close up picture of his boo:
And now, it's time to wrap this crap all up.
On Tuesday, January 26th, Kanye announced that he's changing the name of his upcoming album from Swish to Waves.
For some odd reason, rapper Wiz Khalifa (Amber's ex-hubby, if you need a reminder), didn't seem to care too much for the name and just had to make it public:
And Kanye shot back with these tweets:
Oh thats right, guys. He even mentioned Amber Rose. The worst part is that Kanye tried to come off as a nice guy about it all, but we ain't buying it.
Wiz explained that "kk" referred to a strain of weed, not Kim Kardashian. Which prompted Kanye to try and move on from it all:
Just when we thought all was peaceful and friendly, Amber Rose released this little treasure that I have to say puts the biggest smile on my face:
BAM! YES THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!!
Since Kanye had deleted most of the tweets, she also called him out on that:
On Thursday, January 29th, Kanye released this tweet to clear out the whole butt play thing, if you know what I mean:
Yea. Okay, Kanye.
It's not that I am on anybody's team here, as I find it annoying when people fight like stupid preschoolers on social media and you are way above the 5-year-old age range. But I love when a fierce person doesn't take crap lying down - especially when someone involves a child - and has no problem zapping he who attempted to attack first.
Therefore, I tip my hat to Muva, as it is she who has had the last laugh.
Also, can Kanye West please answer the question we really care about? Does he like "first sticks" or not?!