Ever the authority on female appendages, Playboy has seen it fit to set the record straight on which video game character has the perkiest pixels:
These female video game characters have more than just skill, stamina and wit. They have breasts that go up, up, down, down, left…you get the point.
Below you'll find their top 10 choices, but the list got me thinking: what about the men? Surely they can't escape the gaze of our objectifying eyes, especially considering the plethora of digital hunks on offer. So, below Playboy's list you'll find my personal picks ranking the tastiest male torsos in gaming. Agree? Disagree? Hash it out in the comments!
10. Rachel - 'Ninja Gaiden'
9. Christie Monteiro - 'Tekken'
8. Sophitia Alexandra - 'Soul Calibur'
7. Ivy Valentine - 'Soul Calibur'
6. Aya Brea - 'Parasite Eve'
5. Eve - 'Leisure Suit Larry'
4. Bayonetta - 'Bayonetta'
3. Lara Croft - 'Tomb Raider'
2. Miharu Hirano - 'Tekken'
1. Pauline - 'Donkey Kong'
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10. Johnny Cage - 'Mortal Kombat'
9. Commander Shepard - 'Mass Effect'
8. The Prince - 'Prince of Persia'
7. Jin Kazama - 'Tekken'
6. Akihiko Sanada - 'Persona 4 Arena'
5. Dante - 'Devil May Cry'
4. Jacob Taylor - 'Mass Effect 2'
3. Geralt of Rivia - 'The Witcher'
2. Kratos - 'God of War'
1. Ryu - 'Street Fighter'