Miley's Instagram account is a surreal world of whirling psychedelic colors, Frankenstein-ish collages and now, apparently, baby dolls getting blazed with the Cyrus herself.
In a bizarre new Instagram post, the self-proclaimed Queen of Green can be seen with a giant J hanging out her mouth while proudly modeling a doll still safely sealed in its packaging. Check it out with your own two eyes below:
Who knows what fate will await the unsuspecting, innocent 'Holly baby' when she is unwrapped and cast into the madness of Miley's household, but I have a feeling she might end up looking something like this.:
Godspeed to you, my sweet plasticky friend. It is time to become the technicolor, braided unicorn that you were always destined to be!