It's time! It's time! It's finally time! NBC has finally unveiled the list of contestants for the long awaited return of The Celebrity Apprentice! And leading this impressive crew of sixteen, taking the reigns from disgraced host Donald Trump, is none other than The Governator himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Raise your hand if you can't wait to here him say, "You're terminated!" or "You won't be back." It's going to be so awesome. Before we unveil the contestants, let's see who will be joining Arnold in the boardroom as his top advisors.
The One, The Only, The Incredible!
Miss Tyra Banks!
As the former host of her own reality competition series and the fact that she's been a super successful businesswoman for quite some time now, I'm sure the former Governor of California is more than just a little releived to have her at his side.
Billionaire With More Than Just a Little Class
The Admirable Warren Buffett
There are no words need of expression on why Mr. Buffett here will be a great asset in the boardroom. He's a successful billionaire and a true champion of the American people. What's not to like?
America's Sweetheart, The Love of Our Youth
The Lovely Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba has recently been making waves in the business sector after launching The Honest Company, a household-goods company that sells non-toxic household products. The investment she's made has put her estimated networth at over a billion dollars.
Now, On With the Contestants!
First, the men!
Boy George - 80's Music Icon, Lead Singer of The Culture Club
Carson Kressley - Fashion Expert, Queer Eye for The Straight Guy
Chael Sonnen - Retired UFC Fighter
Eric Dickerson - Retired NFL Running Back for Rams, Colts, Raiders, Falcons
Jon Lovitz - Actor, Comedian, SNL Alum
Matt Iseman - Host of American Ninja Warrior
Ricky Williams - Retired NFL Running Back for Saints, Dolphins, Argonauts, Ravens
Vince Neil - Lead Vocalist for the heavy metal band Mötley Crüe.
On To The Ladies!
Laila Ali - Retired Undefeated Professional Boxer, Daughter of Muhammad Ali
Brooke Burke-Charvet - Actress, Dancer, Model, TV Personality. Dancing With The Stars Champ and Former Co-Host
Carrie Keagan - TV personality, actress, writer, and producer.
Lisa Leslie - Former WNBA Professional Player and Olympic Gold Medalist
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi - American Reality TV Star, MTV's The Jersey Shore
Kyle Richards - American Actress and TV Personality, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Porsha Williams - American TV Personality, Singer, Model. Real Housewives of Atlanta
Carnie Wilson - American Singer, TV Host. Member of the pop music group Wilson/Phillips
Wow. This may end up being the craziest season yet.
Along with a new host, the show will also be changing cities and headint to Los Angeles instead of New York. NBC has also stated that The Terminator star will be introducing his own catchphrase to replace Trump's classic line, "You're fired" But we will have to wait until the season airs to find out what that new line will be.
Any dibs on who'll be the first one to go? The first to have a meltdown? The last one standing?
Let's take it to a vote.