As a woman with an incredibly minuscule bladder, I must be within a certain radius of a bathroom at all times because I literally average about 30 bathroom trips a day.
One particular homeless man really felt my pain when he wandered around the Hollywood Hills to find a bathroom and unknowingly stumbled onto Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's property looking for a place to leak.
TMZ explains that the man was discovered by security guards who found him doing his business in some bushes. Sadly for him, the Jolie-Pitts were not home, as Brad is in Paris filming War Machine and Angelina Jolie has been traveling and promoting Kung Fu Panda 3.
The homeless man has no outstanding warrants and has no history of following the couple.
So all is well with the Jolie-Pitt clan, the house, and the homeless man's bladder.
I'm really glad they got that all flushed out.