Valentine's Day is fast approaching, and despite probably not making the top of the list for must-watch romances of 2016, Deadpool has put together a series of Valentine's Day eCards that are perfect for any couple opposed to any mushy sentiment.
Teaming up with [email protected], Deadpool has added his signature charm to these cards, and I think you'll agree that someone at Hallmark should hurry up and offer this superhero a writing job! There's totally a market for slightly vulgar and unromantic Valentine's Day cards, right?
Taking romance back to elementary school
Deadpool is the kinda dude who likes to do things old school — drawing with crayons, making poop jokes, and asking people out via questionnaires.
50 Shades of Deadpool
Curious about spicing up the bedroom? Deadpool's got your back!
Eyes on the prize
Admit it, your eyes were wandering, weren't they?
Say it with candy and mild insults
What better way to propose than with the help of Deadpool?
He's just stating the facts
Yep, if that doesn't woo you, I don't know what will.
Why not take a chance to make your own viral sensation?
A romantic trip to the doctor's on V Day anyone?
What's more romantic than both of you taking a course of antibiotics at the same time?
Calling it how he sees it
Just imagine yourself getting lost in those creepy, milky eyes.
If you know what he means...
He's head over heels for you
SUCH a poet!
Might be a bit of a tight squeeze, but I'm sure you can wriggle on in.
Which of Deadpool's Valentine's Day cards would you send to your partner?
'Deadpool' will be released on February 12th
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