ByAllanah Faherty, writer at Creators.co
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Valentine's Day is fast approaching, and despite probably not making the top of the list for must-watch romances of 2016, Deadpool has put together a series of Valentine's Day eCards that are perfect for any couple opposed to any mushy sentiment.

Teaming up with [email protected], Deadpool has added his signature charm to these cards, and I think you'll agree that someone at Hallmark should hurry up and offer this superhero a writing job! There's totally a market for slightly vulgar and unromantic Valentine's Day cards, right?

Taking romance back to elementary school

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Deadpool is the kinda dude who likes to do things old school — drawing with crayons, making poop jokes, and asking people out via questionnaires.

50 Shades of Deadpool

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Curious about spicing up the bedroom? Deadpool's got your back!

Eyes on the prize

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Admit it, your eyes were wandering, weren't they?

Say it with candy and mild insults

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What better way to propose than with the help of Deadpool?

He's just stating the facts

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Yep, if that doesn't woo you, I don't know what will.

And... ACTION!

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Why not take a chance to make your own viral sensation?

A romantic trip to the doctor's on V Day anyone?

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What's more romantic than both of you taking a course of antibiotics at the same time?

Calling it how he sees it

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Just imagine yourself getting lost in those creepy, milky eyes.

Red HAWT!

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If you know what he means...

He's head over heels for you

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SUCH a poet!

Snuggle in!

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Might be a bit of a tight squeeze, but I'm sure you can wriggle on in.

Which of Deadpool's Valentine's Day cards would you send to your partner?

'Deadpool' will be released on February 12th

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