Deadpool has continued to wow audiences wherever the film is allowed and it continues to break many records, which is really strange, especially for an R-rated film, and a superhero one at that.
The film is awesome, probably one of the best superhero movies ever; it's funny, action-packed, quite bloody, and definitely a family friendly movie! So make sure you saddle up the bandwagon, and take those kids! (Note: It ISN'T A family movie, so DO NOT take the kids!)
Sometimes we tend to forget those hilarious lines, so we have to wait till the film comes out in stores, but thankfully I have them here! So below are 7 best Deadpool quotes (Another Note: There are many great and funny things in this movie, these are just a few...)
7. Mama June
While Dopinder and the Merc travel, Deadpool spots a picture of his Indian cabbie's love. Sadly Dopinder tells Mr. Pool that she has caught another man's gaze who's better looking than him. While talking about love, Deadpool says something really funny,
It tastes like Mama June after hot yoga...
Looking quite puzzled, Dopinder replies,
What does Ms. Mama June taste like Mr. Pool?
And he says,
Like two hobos f*cking in a shoe filled with piss.
Dopinder nods in agreement.
6. Sandpaper Dildo
When Deadpool comes back home to where he rooms with the poor Blind AI, she wonders,
Why such a douche this morning?
Wade tells her why he's acting like such:
Let's recap: the c*ck-thistle that turned me into this freak slipped through my arms today... arm... Catching him was my only chance to be hot again, get my super sexy ex back and prevent this shit from happening to someone else, so yeah, today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo.
5. Stan Lee's Cameo
Weasel and Wade head on over to the strip-club where Wade's girl, Vanessa, works and while there, Stan Lee pops in...He's the DJ!
He has a pretty funny line:
You can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes!
4. 1,600 kilos. Of Cocaine
Weasel and Deadpool/Wade go back to the house to collect an insane amount of guns, and before leaving, Deadpool says:
Listen Al, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much. I also buried 1,600 kilos of cocaine somewhere in the apartment - right next to the cure for blindness. Good luck.
Weasel looks at her,
Wanna get f*cked up?
During the bigger fight towards the end of the film, Ajax and Deadpool start by using guns, then swords and axes, finally ending with just their fists.
When going to punch Deadpool, Francis says something like,
Ah, now the fists...
Deadpool, being the smart-but that he is, says,
Oh that's funny, sounds like your last Saturday night.
You might remember that running gag in The Avengers: Age of Ultron about the team saying bad language. Well Colossus, sort of like Captain America, doesn't like all this language that much. So when Angel Dust and Colossus are fighting, Deadpool says,
Finish f*cking her the f*ck up!
Colossus stops his fighting, looks at him, and says in his awesome Russian accent,
Language please, Deadpool! Child present!
Deadpool tells the big chrome c*ck gobbler,
Oh, suck a c*ck.
1. The Ending...More Or Less...
Deadpool has multiple chances to become the ultimate hero that Colossus really wants him to be. So when he has a gun to Francis' head, Colossus tries to persuade him not to go through with it:
Wade! Four or five moments.
Looking to Colossus all puzzled like,
Colossus walking closer to them and says,
Four or five moments - that's all it takes to become a hero. Everyone thinks it's a full-time job. Wake up a hero. Brush your teeth a hero. Go to work a hero. Not true. Over a lifetime there are only four or five moments that really matter. Moments when you're offered a choice to make a sacrifice, conquer a flaw, save a friend - spare an enemy. In these moments everything else falls away...
Deadpool gets bored and shoots Ajax in the head, killing him, which causes Colossus to vomit humorously, and over his puking,
Really? Was that necessary?
You were droning on!
There YOU Have It! 7 Hilarious Things In Deadpool YOU Might Not Remember. What Was YOUR Favorite Thing(s)? Tell Me All YOUR Thoughts In The Comments Section Below!