BySam Plank, writer at Creators.co
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When my wife and I went on our honeymoon cruise, we got out on the open water with no land in sight. Looking over the edge of the boat, I could only think of this pic here:

photoshop whatever monster you want down there...NO
photoshop whatever monster you want down there...NO

And I got right back to drinking and embarrassing myself on newlywed game shows and slot machines.

You need more reasons than Jaws, Open Water, and Deep Blue Sea to fear the ocean? Here are about 50 pictures to convince you to keep your butt on shore!

the tides have turned! seals are vicious?
the tides have turned! seals are vicious?
no fish, no sea monster, just a WAVE
no fish, no sea monster, just a WAVE
just keep swimming dude
just keep swimming dude
it's beautiful until it eats your soul
it's beautiful until it eats your soul
WHAT EATS A SHARK
WHAT EATS A SHARK
lolz sorry
lolz sorry
pure mother ####ing power right there#ing power right there" title="pure mother ### power right there">
pure mother ### power right there
it looks cute, but don't turn your back on it
it looks cute, but don't turn your back on it
sea caterpillar?
sea caterpillar?
HOLY HOLES
HOLY HOLES
sometimes it's just creepy
sometimes it's just creepy
aw, stingray wants to stingplay
aw, stingray wants to stingplay
they probably have no clue
they probably have no clue
next picture please
next picture please
probably photoshopped, but 100% possible
probably photoshopped, but 100% possible
nasty!
nasty!
you were GREAT in ID4
you were GREAT in ID4
THAT'S FREAKIN CALAMARI
THAT'S FREAKIN CALAMARI
not real, but who cares
not real, but who cares
yep, that's a jellyfish
yep, that's a jellyfish
yep nope
yep nope
take my starfish, jesus says!
take my starfish, jesus says!
let's not and say we did mkay?
let's not and say we did mkay?
gorgeous, but he'll still eat you
gorgeous, but he'll still eat you
SURF. THE OTHER. WAY.
SURF. THE OTHER. WAY.
swallow your @$$ whole
swallow your @$$ whole
this guy is too funny to be scary
this guy is too funny to be scary
UNLIKE THIS GUY
UNLIKE THIS GUY
the last thing you see b4 your calamari eats you
the last thing you see b4 your calamari eats you
let's call him fluffy
let's call him fluffy
pretty light!
pretty light!
yeah it's probably just seaweed BUT RUN ANYWAY
yeah it's probably just seaweed BUT RUN ANYWAY
humans are friends, not food
humans are friends, not food
imagine that seal's final words...if they talked
imagine that seal's final words...if they talked
lol @ the look on the little guy's face
lol @ the look on the little guy's face
i think...yep the dude sees it
i think...yep the dude sees it
he DEFINITELY sees it
he DEFINITELY sees it
a freaking hammerhead?
a freaking hammerhead?
figured you could use a break
figured you could use a break
just think about this one
just think about this one
wait a sec...THOSE AREN'T LILY PADS
wait a sec...THOSE AREN'T LILY PADS
he's the ugliest thing in the oc...
he's the ugliest thing in the oc...
wait, maybe he is
wait, maybe he is
no teeth? no care. no go near nope nope
no teeth? no care. no go near nope nope
goodbye everyone!
goodbye everyone!
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