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Ashton Kutcher finally opened up this week about his secret wedding to Mila Kunis last year, and about being a father to his one and a half year old daughter, Wyatt.

On Wednesday's The Ellen Degenerous Show, Ashton told Ellen that the wedding,

"...was a ninja effort. We really didn't want helicopters at our wedding...we didn't want to be screaming our vows at each other."

Although many of us have never personally experienced this problem, I can say that I wouldn't particularly want aircrafts destroying my wedding, either, so this is understandable. And he sure wasn't kidding about the "ninja" part. To ditch those helicopters, Ashton pulled out some deceptives moves.

"I was, like, posting things on social media that were in different locations."

How sneaky! Luckily for the happy couple, his diligence was not in vain and they got to enjoy a helicopter-free day. But the wedding wasn't all Ashton addressed during his visit with Ellen. He continued on to adorably gush over his daughter, as a good parent should.

"She loves dancing. I mean if I sing 'The Wheels On the Bus Go Round and Round,' she loses it."

He then proceeded to stand up and demonstrate Wyatt's one perfected dance move, which is the cutest thing I've watched so far this year. But apparently that's not all of little Wyatt dance moves.

"She likes to 'Whip and Nae Nae,' too. Mama taught her that"

Now THAT has got to be adorable to see! However, as we all know, parenting isn't all fun and games.

"The first year you spend just trying to keep them alive. After that you actually hit a point where your job is to keep them from killing themselves!" She tries to kill herself on a regular basis. She doesn't realize that's a cliff and that can be dangerous. She'll just jump off the thing. You'd think that they would come with instincts around fire and large falls, but they don't!"

Yes! It can be harrowing trying to keep those curious little ones out of danger! Ashton discovering the fruits and perils of parenting is so endearing, and it's clear that he is loving life right now!


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