ByFranco Gucci, writer at Creators.co
I'm an avid movie fan whose favorite movie ever is Back to the Future. I'm the type of person that if I like a TV show, I'll binge watch it
Franco Gucci

We all love watching superhero adventures but, after having so many movies out there, clichés inevitably start to pop out like a blistered thumb. Here are 9 that bother me the most:

1. SUPER SUITS GETTING DESTROYED IN THE FINAL BATTLE

This one's been bothering me for years. Yes, one can argue a suit will be torn off while an intense fight is going on. My only problem is the costumes in almost all superhero films seem to be kind enough to wait to be destroyed UNTIL the final battle, no matter how much they've been through before, to make the scene more intense.

Take 'Spider-Man 2' for example: The guy fights Doc Ock, a maniac with metal prosthesis attached to his back, who throws him against train windows and mercilessly beats him, yet all Spidey gets are a few scratches on his suit and a medium-rare mask, but then the final battle comes, and with the rags he's left, he would've been better off going topless.

2. HERO'S LOVE INTEREST IN PERIL

Ah, this cliché's been around since, well, since someone thought about bringing an individual with some sort of disguise to the big screen close to 70 years ago.

I understand there's a need to raise the stakes in comic book films for a hero/heroine, but why is the answer always their love interests? For me, it blew up when I realized the main reason Spider-Man beat any of his villains in the original trilogy was a kidnapped Mary Jane... And then I saw Lois Lane, Lana Lang, Vicki Vale, Rachel Dawes, Carol Ferris, Iris West, Pepper Potts, Betty Ross, Roxanne Simpson, Felicity Smoak, Mariko Yashida, and Mckenna Hall.

3. THE SUPERHERO IS SHOWN EITHER DRUNK OR TRYING TO BE

This is the most problematic. We hear about many complaints from audiences to the entertainment media but it's incredibly rare for me to hear about someone complaining about almost every superhero movie containing the titular or auxiliary characters "insert title from this cliché here".

And the worst part is these scenes are played out as funny propellers for the film/show. From Tony Stark getting completely drunk and having sex with a reporter, getting drunk again in the second one and urinating in his suit... or the third one where he gets drunk again and has sex with a scientist, Clark Kent in 'Smallville', 'The Flash (2014)' or 'Captain America: The First Avenger' to countless others that shall remain off this list due to redundancy.

Now, I'm not talking about instances where the character has an alcohol addiction and it's shown as a problem, but when they're shown to be fundamental to have a good time or to forget (Have fun explaining this to your kids).

4. VILLAIN DIES AT THE END

In comic books, the superheroes have what is known as a "Rogues Gallery", comprised of villains that no matter how much they're locked away, always come back with a bigger (not always better) plan.

In the film world, however, our heroes are smarter and know that putting the bastards down for good is the only way to be safe. You think Lex Luthor's henchmen died by stupidly trying to outrun the giant peak's length in Superman Returns? Of course not! Superman used his x-ray vision and tilted the rock; he may have been thinking "Hey, if I'm going down, I ain't going alone."

And sure, we'll buy into Harvey Dent dying by an accidental fall... we all know Bats wasn't over the fact Rachel chose Scar face over him. Unfortunately, lately we've been getting more blatant demonstrations from our heroes, such as Tony Stark showing his sadism getting a crispy Obadiah Stane via lightning, Batman jumping out of a train smiling while the demon's hair was going down with it, Hulk killing his own father by giving him extreme PTSD (or whatever that cloud was).

Flash dodging a guy so he could jump out a window, Batman mocking Two-Face's poverty by throwing coins at him so he could be amused by watching the guy fall to his death out of desperation... All joking aside though, let's have a minute of silence for the fallen villains over the years.

5. DISGUISED HEROES INTERACT WITH THEIR OBLIVIOUS (To the fact they know them as civilians) LOVE INTERESTS (Voice changer optional)

You want to be a super hero? You think by getting a cape, mask, tights and powers you're all set up and ready to go? B.S.! You need convenient shadows, a voice changer and a girlfriend dumb enough to not recognize you, giving all the years you've known each other the middle finger.

It all semi-started with 'Batman Forever', then it went full boom with 'Spider-Man (2002)' in the form of balcony-jumper Mary Jane. After this, many shows and films have followed, such as 'Batman Begins' with the titular character saving Rachel Dawes and with a disguised voice giving her information on crooks and 'Smallville' with Clark Kent (Ugh, "The Blur") with a disguised voice keeping in touch with Lois "Save Me" Lane. 'Arrow' with Green Arrow helping Laurel Lance with a disguised voice and 'The Flash (2014)' with Flash, (You guessed it) disguising his voice and face, reaching out to Iris West.

6. THE SUPER HERO'S GEEK ALLY

In comic book stories from the past, for the hero to get out of a predicament, a crazily stupid talent or gadget would be thought up to end said dire circumstance. But, as the heroes entered the "grounded" approach for new mediums, a more realistic solution had to be put forward.

What was it? The geek friend! That person who is quirky, awkward, yet so damn likable that you can't help putting a smile on your face every time they explain weird mambo jambo or are providing our heroes with the tech they need.

If you think finding a friend lacking social skills but still loyal enough they'd take a trojan virus for you is difficult, Chloe Sullivan, Felicity Smoak, Cisco Ramon, Winslow Schott, Microchip and Tina McGee would disagree with you.

7. LOVE TRIANGLES

Love triangles in comic book-related media are plot lines so overused that they have me guessing why we still see them so often. How can we understand the heroes have struggles? Give them a girl to pursue and another guy to interfere.

You like the formula? You better, since series and films like 'The Flash (2014)', 'X-Men', 'X-Men 2', 'Spider-Man (The mother of love triangles)', 'Hulk (2003)', 'Fantastic Four (2005)', 'Thor: The Dark World', 'The Dark Knight', 'Smallville', 'Superman Returns', 'Arrow' and 'Supergirl (2015)' have been and will continue to embrace it.

8. VILLAINS' PLANS ARE MOTIVATED BY THEIR HATRED OF THE HEROES

Heroes, they represent everything we wish we could be, they inspire us... to go further, to fly higher... until you realize it's basically their fault the world's in danger in the first place.

The Green Goblin wouldn't have kidnapped those kids and Mary "Ahhh" Jane if it weren't for his hatred of Spider-Man, same as Venom and Sandman, Lex Luthor with Nuclear Man, Reboot Zod's was able to get to Earth thanks to Superman. Joker wouldn't have gone to Gotham if he hadn't been attracted by the idea of challenging Batman, Talia Al Ghul returned to Gotham to get revenge on the caped crusader, Reverse Flash created a whole new freaking timeline just to get back at Flash.

Same with Obadiah Stane, Ivan Vanko, Aldrich Killian, Harry Osborn, Rebooted Harry Osborn, Electro, Dr. Doom, Zoom, Aunt Astra, Loki, and Ultron.

9. KIDS IN UNNECESSARY PERIL

This one's a crotch kicker every time it appears on screen. Is it cute when Superman rescues a kitty from a tree? Or is it cuter when Spider-Man has to go full Forest to get Billy, who stares in awe for twenty minutes at the freaking giant ball about to crush him?

This is the cliché I hate the most, since it's a lazy attempt to make us care for the scene. Fun fact, four out of five Spider-Man films have this scene. Flash has three of them in three different episodes of season 1. What do directors want us to be concerned about? A child "ah, bravely looking into the face of danger"? Or the fact that their parents are so stupid they get out of a burning building and leave their children inside ('Spider-Man 2', 'The Flash (2014)')? Or to "forget" them in an active war zone where killer robots are attacking? ('Avengers: Age of Ultron')

Do you want to know how often these are used? Watch 'Spider-Man I & II', The Amazing Spider-Man series, 'Blade: Trinity', 'Batman Begins', 'Superman II', 'Iron Man 2', 'Avengers: Age of Ultron', 'Smallville', 'The Flash (2014). We've even got one coming for 'Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice'.

CONCLUSION

The superhero medium is full of clichés and if you use them enough, they'll eventually start to shine. Let's just hope we get fresh, new and different content with the various comic book films coming our way in the next few years.

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