ByBill Solo, writer at
Hey, i'm Bill. I like superheroes, space battles and pancakes. Read my posts, if you like, or whatnot.
Bill Solo

Remember Cloverfield? Yes, that movie with that huge monster, and it's attack on NYC being recorded on a crappy camera. Doesn't ring a bell? It was produced by JJ Abrams! That worked, huh? Yep, i knew it, mate.

Well, fans wanting the useless sequel, and they've got one in the form of 10 Cloverfield Lane.

Or NOT! Because what people are always convincing themselves that it's a sequel, when even Jar Jar Abrams said it's not a sequel.

Here's my reasons why it will make you leap to your death after years of waiting.

It's Not Even A Sequel! The Hell?

Well, it doesnt look like the sequel we wanted, nor is it. Jar Jar said it's more of a 'blood relative' than sequel. See, JJ is taking a fucking piss! It's a sequel right? That's what you're asking yourself. No it's not.

All The Evidence Points Out To It Being A Greedy Cash Grab

Greedy cash grabs are the absolute worst. But let's roundup the history of 10 Cloverfield Lane's development history. IT WAS NOT EVEN A CLOVERFIELD MOVIE! Let that sink in.

It was called Valecia in pre-production, and had the same premise, but now, it's the same...just with the word 'Cloverfield' in the title. And they basically re-wrote some parts of the script to fit into the original Cloverfield film.

Sod off, Jar Jar Abrams!


Will you see 10 Cloverfield Lane this weekend with your mates or your gal? Then, don't, and watch Deadpool again or that Disney film Zootopia. Just don't watch this, or you'll go ape-shit when it turns out crap.


Latest from our Creators