John Cena, Sting, Randy Orton, Seth Rollins, Cesaro, Tyson Kidd, Nikki Bella, and Big Show. That's a quite a few pieces of talent that will NOT be at this year's Wrestlemania 32 in Texas. Injuries, along with Daniel Bryan's retirement, have decimated the main event scene for WWE forcing their placement of the Heavyweight Championship belt on Triple H and the return of Shane McMahon. As it stands now, the Wrestlemania card is the following matches with more to be announced later.
- Triple H vs Roman Reigns for the Heavyweight Championship
- Brock Lesnar vs Dean Ambrose in a No Hold Barred match
- Shane McMahon vs The Undertaker in Hell in a Cell
- Charlotte vs Becky Lynch vs Sasha Banks for the Divas Championship
Now while that's not a horrible card so far there is still a lot of room for improvement. That's what we'll try to do today. This is the Wrestlemania card that we'd put out there.
Triple H vs Roman Reigns vs Dean Ambrose for the Heavyweight Championship
This would be fairly easy to do. With Dean's recent issues with Triple H and his loss to him at Roadblock, Dean wants the WWE title for himself. He is the true underdog here, not Reigns. Anyone that says Reigns isn't getting a fair shake is mistaken. This will be the third Wrestlemania he'll have participated in the main event, that's plenty of opportunity to me and he has yet to catch on with fans. It's time to move on and let him develop a little more, this time as a heel. With Dean inserting himself into the main event and winning, yes I said winning, Roman will have let the title elude him again and this time to his best friend. As seen at Roadblock the crown was heavily behind Dean and wants him to be the champ. Oh yes, Wrestlemania should end with Roman raising his best friend's hand in triumph only to Superman punch him, attack him with a chair, and walk out leaving the champ lying in the middle of the ring. This would make for tremendous Raw the following night.
Brock Lesnar vs Bray Wyatt
This should happen, more so now since we didn't get it at Roadblock as advertised. WWE has teased this feud for a little while and has yet to deliver. Well, with Dean being inserted into the title match in our card this leaves Brock in need of an opponent. They could have Brock pissed and wanting to be added to the main event and make it a Fatal 4-Way. While the crowd would be behind that we would have The Wyatt Family interrupt Brock and Heyman in the ring and take it to the Beast as they did before. Bray would get on the mic saying that the deal he made with The Authority gives him Brock on a silver platter and he has every intention of taking the raw power of the Beast for himself. have the Wyatt Family carry Brock from the ring after they beat him down and toss him in a dumpster and roll it off the dock. This would set up a great and intense battle between Brock and Bray with Harper, Rowan, and Strowman in his corner at Wrestlemania. Winner Brock Lesnar via DQ.
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs The Undertaker Hell in a Cell
In a twist of fate Shane gets hurt due to Vince's meddling and he is then allowed to have a wrestler fight for him in the Hell in a Cell. He chooses Steve Austin who shows up and tells Vince that he's going to open a can of whoop ass on the Undertaker in his hometown and make sure the only McMahon in charge is Shane. After signing the contract, Shane will reveal that he is uninjured and that he played Vince for the fool he is. This will give the WWE universe a great fight between two longtime rivals who each hold 7 wins over the other, so this would be the deciding match. Austin would go over Taker in the final time we will ever see either of them wrestle again. Taker goes out on his back like he said he would and Austin goes out with a win in his hometown handing Shane the reigns to WWE.
Charlotte vs Sasha Banks vs Bayley vs Becky Lynch for the Divas Championship
A Fatal 4-Way for the Divas title with four of the most talented Divas WWE has to offer is a surefire way to show off the Diva's Revolution that has cooled quite a bit recently. We know these ladies can go so let's see them get more than a 10 minute match. Bayley would make her main roster debut soon and beat Becky, Sasha, and even Charlotte in singles matches leading up to Stephanie McMahon saying that Bayley definitely earned her spot in the title match. We would see a hell of a match and have Charlotte retain her title over the three challengers. We would then have them go off into two separate feuds: Charlotte/Sasha and Becky/Bayley, feuds that will be showcased on Raw and Smackdown.
Kevin Owens vs Sami Zayn vs AJ Styles in a Ladder Match for the Intercontinental Championship
This would surely be the match to steal the show. With history between all three superstars the bodies would be flying and each guy would leave it all out on the mat. Owens and Zayn's feud would get more interesting with Styles inserting himself in their feud via some tag matches and wins. Not much to say about this one other than, yes please! Winner: Kevin Owens
The New Day vs Enzo Amore & Big Cass for the Tag Team Championships
With the huge amount of fan support behind Enzo & Cass, a move to the main roster is inevitable and needs to be done immediately. They have the mic skills to go toe-to-toe with New Day and would be a welcome change to the tag division. Enzo & Cass would come in and tell the New Day they've had it easy so far and they need to make way for the new blood. The feud ensues and finally they challenge New Day to a match at Wrestlemania which the New Day laugh off. Then Triple H comes out and says that's a good idea, the NXT stars can show what they're capable of. After an amazing match with great heat and spots, we see Enzo & Cass win the titles and start a lengthy run.
Kalisto vs Neville vs Tyler Breeze vs Dolph Ziggler vs Stardust in a Championship Scramble for the United States Championship
In a match that hasn't been used since 2009, two wrestlers start the match and every minute another wrestler enters until all five participants are present. After the last wrestler enters, there is a predetermined time limit. Each time a wrestler scores a pinfall or submission, he becomes the interim or unofficial champion, and such reigns aren't recorded as official reigns. The winner is the wrestler who scores the last pinfall or submission before the time limit expires. This would be a great way to showcase some high flying, dazzling wrestling moves by 5 of the most underrated superstars on the roster. This could be done by having Stephanie McMahon state the stipulation after a tag match featuring the above men. Winner: Neville with his first main roster title.
Finn Balor vs Samoa Joe for the NXT Championship
A match worthy of being included on the Wrestlemania card. This feud has been ready to boil over and would see two of NXT's best take part in The Showcase of the Immortals. I've believed for sometime that NXT should have at least one match on WWE PPV's and this is the time to do it. These are definitely two guys who could put on a hell of a show and really get NXT noticed by those who have yet to take it in. Winner: Samoa Joe
This is supposed to be the opener that gets the crowd pumped and ready for the main card matches. Some of the previous pre show's have been okay, but we can do better than okay. Make it a show that fans will want to watch as much as the main card. Here's the matches we would put on.
The Dudleys vs The Usos
A match that will not fail to deliver. Winners: The Usos
Rusev and Sheamus vs R-Truth and Goldust
You need at least one filler match. Winners: Rusev and Sheamus
The Fabulous Moolah Memorial Battle Royal
A new match featuring the Divas from NXT and WWE where the winner gets a trophy. Divas included would be: Paige, Brie Bella, Natalya, Alicia Fox, Eva Marie, Naomi, Tamina, Summer Rae, Emma, Alexa Bliss, Asuka, Billie Kay, Carmella, Dana Brooke, Santana Garrett, and Nia Jax. Winner: Natalya, she is more than deserving.
The Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
The third year for this event; the roster will include: Adam Rose, Bo Dallas, Alberto Del Rio, Alex Riley, Chris Jericho, Curtis Axel, Damien Sandow, Darren Young, Fandango, Heath Slater, Jack Swagger, Kane, Wade Barrett, Konnor, Viktor, Ryback, Sin Cara, The Miz, Zack Ryder, Apollo Crews, Baron Corbin, Elias Samson, Blake, Murphy, Hideo Itami, Mojo Rawley, Rhyno, Austin Aries, Simon Gotch, and Aiden English. Winner: Ryback, giving him more momentum with his new "All about me" attitude.
There you have it. The United States of Nerd has booked Wrestlemania 32 for the better. What do you think, should we have included a match? Are we missing a superstar? Let us know in the comments.