Have you ever watched The Walking Dead and thought "you know what, I'd really enjoy being thrust into the world of zombies, destruction, and an anxiety-fueled fear of imminent death"? No, me neither.
So imagine how hideously horrifying the show's upcoming new attraction could be. Scary, right? The "attraction" will be up-and-running from the summer at Universal Studios LA Theme Park, and will feature (un)living, (un)breathing walkers to scare the shit out of you.
Let's take a second here; look at the clip below, and tell me being surrounded by authentic walkers wouldn't be a seriously traumatic experience:
A "Significantly Intense" Experience
President of Universal Studios Hollywood, Larry Kurzweil, added these alarmingly unnerving details to the mix in an official statement:
“[We] will create a no-holds-bar experience that significantly intensifies any other iteration previously developed within the theme park. Coupled with authentic walker make-up effects, sophisticated animatronic walkers, substantially more detailed set design and costuming, and highly recognizable props replicated from the series, the attraction will deliver an uncompromised realistic environment that brings guests even further into the most watched show in cable television history.”
"Authentic walkers." A "realistic environment." No, no, no. You'll find me at Super Silly Fun Land. If you're not put off already, check out the promotional video below:
Are you brave enough to try the 'Walking Dead' attraction?