From Austrian mountain tops to dying four times in a year, these celebrities all had perfect responses to the wildly inaccurate rumors that "killed" them.
1. Russell Crowe
Contrary to rumors started in 2010, Oscar winner Russell Crowe did not fall off an Austrian mountain.
2. Macaulay Culkin
The Home Alone star was on tour with his band rather than in a morgue when his death hoax started to circulate.
3. Morgan Freeman
Read this out loud in Morgan Freeman's iconic voice and it actually sounds like a message from God.
4. Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan is very much alive and kickin' as this pic proves.
5. Wayne Knight
First the dinosaurs now this, Jurassic Park actor Wayne Knight was "killed" by a fictional car crash in 2014.
6. Russell Brand
Russell Brand returned from a fatal snowboarding accident to deliver the above tweet.
7. John Cena
Star of WWE John Cena was not killed by gang youths or by Dwayne Johnson, just so we're clear.
8. Norman Reedus
Reedus has been killed by Internet hoaxes four times. Water off a duck's back when you're dealing with zombies everyday though, I suppose.
9. Zach Braff
Scrubbed those rumors clean.
10. John Bon Jovi
Thankfully Jovi is still livin' on more than a prayer.