1. Surprise, America!
2. 9, 10, never vote again...
3. Good Guy for office
4. The presidency is tasty with a fine chianti
5. All work and no play makes America a dull country
6. However fast you run, he'll walk faster
7. Do you want to play a game?
8. The (Leather)face of America
9. Great slogan, Myers
10. Polling stations situated in drains around your city
11. She'll run rings around other candidates
Which horror icon would have your vote?