Guys, are YOU having a pretty hard time getting the girl? Are YOU tired of failing miserably with YOUR countless attempts at trying to "woo" that special someone? Well, if you've tried and tried, and still haven't had any luck, then it's probably time you take the next step, and see what the movies have to say about that. Follow these 12 steps, and you (just might) get the girl.
1. Crash Her Wedding
If your special someone is already taken by another man, and the wedding is right around the corner, maybe you can...well, crash it. Maybe make a fairly dramatic entrance yelling,"Noooooooooo!" all the way up to the altar (or wherever they're standing), and explain to her why she shouldn't marry this man, but you instead.
Movies that show this: Wedding Crashers, Rugrats in Paris: The Movie, and The Wedding Singer.
2. Play Her Favorite Song
Playing her favorite tune just might help you in winning her over. If you guys recently got into a fight, what better way to win her back than to play her favorite song to get her attention? Just make sure you pick her absolute favorite! If she's on her way to Vegas with her fiancé to get married, why not hop on the plane, and at the right moment, sing to her over the intercom? Who knows, you might even meet Billy Idol!
Movies that show this: Say Anything..., Pitch Perfect, and The Wedding Singer.
3. Get Her Pregnant
Most would NOT prefer this step, and would probably skip it because they aren't ready for that kind of commitment and/or don't want to do the deed. So let's just assume that you'd skip it as well.
Movies that show this: Juno.
4. Save The World
If some alien or evil genius is trying to destroy the planet (or some structure), and you're basically the only one who can take them out...do it! You might be able to get some help with this goal: maybe some Transformers, mutant creatures, top-secret agencies, or superheroes.
Movies that show this: Almost every superhero film, Austin Powers, 007, Transformers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Kingsman: The Secret Service.
5. Share YOUR food
I know, I know, this might be one of the hardest ones for the typical guy. Food is one thing, but sharing it is something entirely different, especially when it comes to spaghetti! Maybe practicing your culinary skills wouldn't be such a bad thing after all.
Movies that show this: Lady and the Tramp.
6. Don't Reveal Your Hidden Abilities
If you've recently been bitten by a spider, gained some kind of powers, or are hiding a special talent, don't show the one you have the hots for! Hide your face from their sight (and the world), before doing anything courageous! Either way, the one thing you definitely do NOT want to do is: REVEAL YOUR ABILITIES! Because we all know what that leads to: DEATH!
Movies that show this: Spider-Man and The Amazing Spider-Man 1 and 2.
7. Be Sparkly
The only way this one really works is if you're in the Twilight universe...or if you've got glitter...lots and lots of glitter! Maybe a fairy could come in handy as well.
Movies that show this: The Twilight Saga and Peter Pan.
8. Be The Chosen One
This step might go best with number(s) 4. "Save the World," and 6. "Don't Reveal Your Hidden Abilities."
If there's a prophecy out there, and you happen to be the one to fulfill it, then you might get the girl. Harry sure did...just not the one we all wish he had. (I mean come on, we all know he had the hots for Hermione!) If there isn't a prophecy about you, try making one up, and then go fulfill it!
Movies that show this: Harry Potter, Star Wars, The Lego Movie, and Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief.
9. Have Feet
Without feet, you're probably not going to be able to do many/most of these. Even if you were paralyzed, you'd still be able to find a way to get that special someone (not so much with this list though)...it might be a little harder, but just remember to try.
Movies that show this: Almost every movie.
10. Sneak In, And Kiss Her As She Sleeps
If for some reason your girl has gone into a magical-induced-coma-type-sleep/state, where she won't be able to wake up until a true love gives her a kiss, then what better way to get close? So, sneak in and give her a wet n' slobbery one!
Movies that show this: Pretty much every princess film.
11. Catch Her A Delicious Bass
This step goes best with step 5. "Share Your Food."
If Napoleon Dynamite taught us anything, it should be to, NEVER use the nurse's chapstick, always return things that don't belong to you, learn dancing, and to catch that girl a delicious bass! Napoleon did those things, and he got the girl, so maybe if we follow them, we can too?
Movies that show this: Napoleon Dynamite.
12. Do Awesome Stunts
If you're not so good at things, everybody can do stunts! Be it in cars, monster trucks, on skateboards, bikes, (Hoverboards?) mopeds, a dirtbike, (or any other thing not mentioned here), if you can do it well enough, you might reach fame, (which leads to money) and eventually to a girl (which might only be because of the money).
Movies that show this: Hot Rod, Cars, and Ghost Rider.
Now, if you REALLY want to get the girl, you should:
- 1. ALWAYS be yourself!
- 2. Have a great heart!
- 3. Make her smile, and be there for her!
- 4. Steal her attention and her heart!
- 5. Sex should be saved until a later time, like for marriage!