There are far few things on this planet cuter than a Pikachu. I think that's fairly fair to say. But how about a dancing troupe of Pikas? That's far too much cute for this mind to handle.
But when you take said group of the ultra cutesy, electric teddy bears and have them dance to fairly nefarious themes, like Star Wars' imperial march, the tides turn something fierce I tell you. Gone is our beloved Pika-Prince(ss), and reborn is the unflinching, unrelenting waddle of a fuzzy, genocidal lunatic.
Check it out for yourself:
That's kind've tame, right? How about 'Command & Conquer's' Hell March?
Warmer. Now, how about a Soviet marching theme from Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3?
Yep, terrifying! There is something unsettling about a hoard of Pikas marching up to your settlement and raining pure, undeserved hatred upon you and yours. But there is something deeply hilarious about it too.
What do you think?
(Source: Kotaku UK)